Mel:
That's it? You've been doing lovey-dovey stuff for the past several minutes and good lord is it boring as hell? How am I supposed to narrate this? 'Marillion purred in his feline form as the human woman he chose to be his lover petted his fur and they rolled around in mud for several hours'? Ick. Look, I don't do lovey-dovey since I cannot do that type of stuff, oh and why do all of your guys try to make out with Nathan or like him so much anyway? Nathan is bisexual but I don't think he'd ever be attracted to any of you guys, especially not Gloria. I know you think that she's sexy as hell but she will never be waifu material in Nathan's eyes. Yes she's dummy thicc but so is Dan Ayroyd who Nathan's heart definitely belongs to, it will never belong to your guys if this keeps happening. Besides, the lovey-dovey scenes are so boring.