Were-Mule!Nathan:
Juniper, cut that out. Your lovey-dovey crap isn't helping me feeling any better about turning into a freaking were-mule. Did I ask for you to massage me? No...I didn't. I love you, but you're one crazy horse-bitch and I don't want you corrupting me into being like you. I refuse to be like you. So either you tell me how to fix this is or how I will turn you into glue.