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Category Story / Fantasy
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"For her part, Jane Goodbody was dripping silent tears down her muzzle."
I have some questions regarding that scene:
1. When Jane cried, did her tears specifically drip down:
A: The bridge of her muzzle and onto the tip of her nose as she hung her head
or
B: The side of her muzzle and drip off her lower jaw and chin
2. Exactly how would Jane react and what would she say to me if I hugged her, rubbed her back and licked those tears dripping down her muzzle with my tongue? Because every time I read that scene where she cries, I fantasize licking every last tear from Jane's muzzle.
3. Dumb question but on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the saltiest, how salty would Jane's tears taste on my tongue if I licked it directly from her muzzle?
4. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being freezing cold and 10 being scalding hot, how warm were those tears dripping down Jane's muzzle?
I know these questions are weird but please please PLEASE reply back to them!
I have some questions regarding that scene:
1. When Jane cried, did her tears specifically drip down:
A: The bridge of her muzzle and onto the tip of her nose as she hung her head
or
B: The side of her muzzle and drip off her lower jaw and chin
2. Exactly how would Jane react and what would she say to me if I hugged her, rubbed her back and licked those tears dripping down her muzzle with my tongue? Because every time I read that scene where she cries, I fantasize licking every last tear from Jane's muzzle.
3. Dumb question but on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the saltiest, how salty would Jane's tears taste on my tongue if I licked it directly from her muzzle?
4. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being freezing cold and 10 being scalding hot, how warm were those tears dripping down Jane's muzzle?
I know these questions are weird but please please PLEASE reply back to them!
Here are the answers, and in that order.
(1) The tears came out of her eyes, traveled across the bridge of her nose, and then took the Major Deegan Expressway to Exit 42 in the Bronx, because of traffic tie-ups on the Jackie Robinson Freeway.
(2) The licking of elven or half-even tears is not recommended for Lowfolk, as there are possible side effects, which include dizziness, loss of vision, loss of balance, losing to the Philadelphia Phillies in the 9th inning on a hit-and-run play, losing your innocence, and losing that sock you thought was in the dryer. If any of these conditions last for more than twenty-fours, see your physician so he can laugh at you.
(3) With independent foxes...foxes who KNOW tears...it's Luckies, 10:1!
(4) The measuring of the temperature of fox-tears requires a great deal of sophisticated instrumentation, including an atomic clock, a cyclotron, an electronic microscope, and a budgerigar. We're having trouble getting a budgerigar, so no answer is available at this time. However, I do recommend the Fall, 1947 edition of The Journal of Vulpine Studies, and the article therein regarding "Tears for Fears."
(1) The tears came out of her eyes, traveled across the bridge of her nose, and then took the Major Deegan Expressway to Exit 42 in the Bronx, because of traffic tie-ups on the Jackie Robinson Freeway.
(2) The licking of elven or half-even tears is not recommended for Lowfolk, as there are possible side effects, which include dizziness, loss of vision, loss of balance, losing to the Philadelphia Phillies in the 9th inning on a hit-and-run play, losing your innocence, and losing that sock you thought was in the dryer. If any of these conditions last for more than twenty-fours, see your physician so he can laugh at you.
(3) With independent foxes...foxes who KNOW tears...it's Luckies, 10:1!
(4) The measuring of the temperature of fox-tears requires a great deal of sophisticated instrumentation, including an atomic clock, a cyclotron, an electronic microscope, and a budgerigar. We're having trouble getting a budgerigar, so no answer is available at this time. However, I do recommend the Fall, 1947 edition of The Journal of Vulpine Studies, and the article therein regarding "Tears for Fears."
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