It's the feel-good, summer rom-com of the year!

dear lord xD
got it: a yinglet's body is too small and frail to handle any amount of alcohol!

Is a Yinglet too small and frail to handle any amount of Elim though

ASKING REAL QUESTIONS!

They are pretty... Elastic.

...

The implications of that statement.

They sort of feel hillarious to me.

Night of the living Condoms.

I don't think Elim's that big.

Good point.

She's not even halfway through her first cup!!

shikaro
Nay! They come from the salt swamps, within which grows many plants who have adapted to be toxic in different ways, so sayeth the val salian guide pages! Yinglets, as it is known, can eat just about anything and survive. Their insides even are as elastic as their limbs and joints are, to pass accidental swallowing of indigestible objects smaller than their mouth and throat capacity. Many humans die in old age simply of constipation or a typically mild infection, you know, so it can be a serious problem. Not for yinglets.

It is partially in their immune system, but also partially in the metabolism, or the rate of their body's chemical processes, including their immune system. Some things they are outright immune to, some things will only effect them for a short while with (proportionally) massive quantities, until they have their sixth hour nap and feel swell again. A foreign toxin to the acrid swamps like alcohol will effect them a bit, but not for very long, comparatively. Humans can still beat them in drinking contests by volume, only because of their size and their saturation point being then larger, but yinglets got the slow and steady bit down pat.

Speculation I guess, because there's no cannon awknowledgement that yinglets even have the same effects when imbibing alcohol, I think? A big fan here, but not a completionist fan...

The trick is: It's NOT alcohol. It's clam juice.

Remember, clams are just like drugs... without the hangover to yings. I can see the Trademaster having the kitchen prep some clam juice to help in... negotiations... with the Yinglet Matriarch.

Elim being a natural choice of bodyguard to help the Matriarch to her temporary quarters.

Faster/better poison processing I think would mean they sober up faster and perhaps don't suffer hangovers nearly as much, but I doubt would do that much to prevent getting drunk, unless the drinking is done at a very slow rate.

God the humor is on POINT
As always!

International Indecent

Elim's a popular guy

she even has the blue feathers of enticement on,, oh my

Scary how clever, crafty, and oft times silly the Yinglets can be under the influence of Alcohol.

Diplomatic incident?
Nah, thats fine!

OMFG VIZLET XD

is it bad Im thinking of human/yinglet hybrids?

I'm imagining they look like short Sergals, with a constant sugar high.

What does Yinglet brew taste like?

Clam juice of course!

Clamato

Someone's been drinking going by that cup in her claws.

This is ENTIRELY my jam.

XD The *best* reaction to diplomatic incidents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ58TVYNFro

that's an unexpected ship, but I love how you always manage to make it work 👍

Oh dang, Vizlet the troublemaker!
So her Goth form was actually canon at some time! XD

Kass is sooooooooo gonna have a jelly hissy fit because of this!

Kassen: Hey you matriarchal bitch! No stealy zeh BOYFRIEND... I mean... boy friend!!! A friend who happens to be a boy... and a handsome one at that....

"I really think we shouldn't do this. There could be... consequences."
"Yay, consequences!"

Omg this is hilarious

Oh my lord, the feet hands!

She can ask him about that scar in his gut and make things incredibly awkward!

Please, he's innocent!

Vizlet no

Viz, you smell like clam chowder, and I couldn't be more attracted to you.

D E E P T O N G U E K I S S https://youtu.be/jgZxKSYfTcs?t=129

Vizlet's too dignified to get drunk. At the very least not in public. :P

Okay this is golden. I now also consider how easily a yinglet would achieve alcohol poisoning

Honestly I'd like to see the aftermath of a drunk night together. Especially if yinglettes and humans are genetically compatible

Not gonna lie..I love the concept of a drunk matron mother being that friendly

I mean the options for comedy and awkward wrap up to the whole situation is a gold mine!

Got a Legend of Zelda vibe from Vizlet's costume there...

Hey, if she seduces him it won't be his fault, she's wearing the blue plant of attraction.

Even Vizlet cannot resist the charms of Elim.

"Go for it man! Not every gets to spend time with such a fine specimen of Yingletdom as this fine lady here."

Please tell me this would be In-character for a drunk Vizlet

Elim reluctantly agrees to give Vizlet a piggy-back ride around the square. He is so tall. They are in love. This will break Lopin's heart. There's nothing we can do.

Another person was gonna have a “Diplomatic Incident” by touching a feces scanner several times. The Salarian gave up eventually

SHE HAS THE REED OF CARNAL BECKONING, ELIM, IT'S PRACTICALLY RISK FREE AND SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE FOR YINGLETS.

Give her enough clams and even she might go through with it.

8O This has never even entered my brain.

:v Kass aint gunna be happy Vizlet is hitting on her man ... I mean friend :|

Now I want this to be a thing. Maybe not with these two (Wouldn't argue against it >w>) But with another Human and a Yinglet ^w^ I'm curious as to how that'd go and if Copulation from such a couple would bear fruit.... I must find out in the name of Knowledge! >:3

Indeed, judging from what we have seen in the comic and given the nature of both species, it has to have happened at some point in the past or is happening somewhere currently in the wide world. Given their genetic malleability it would seem to be difficult to ascertain whether Human / Yinglet hybrids exist or not. Some Yinglets do seem to possess rather Human-like characteristics, but does that mean that there are Human genes in the family tree there somewhere, or is it just coincidence, the result of a random genetic roll of the dice? I suppose we will find out if and whenever it formally pops up in the main storyline.

Indeed :3 And I'm hoping it'd be a matter of when not if >w<

It has been rather shown that it happens, at least on the male on male end.

Well, a Human/Yinglet child would be interesting to see >w< Curious as to how the pregnancies and subsequent births would be for both Females in either pairing (MH/FY MY/FH )

Of course the biggest hurdle would be getting the two even in the same room together. Given how protective males are over their females. Love can't blossom from behind a figurative phalanx of sharpened spears.

We'll see how things go >w<

I'd have thought that was more Zally's sort of line...

right now I only hear the voice of emperor Palpatine repeating the words "Do it"

I mean, why not. Free sex and things should be very entertaining afterwards.

Drunk Vizlet is best Vizlet

I see she's wearing Reed of Carnal Beckoning.

Oh oh...

Vizlet could pull some strings and have Elim scheduled with a yinglet harem. ewe

Dewit

"Lets make one" Oh Lordy, that had me in tears! xD

Vizlet go to horny jail!

Every girl wants a tall boy to split her like fucking lumber.

I giggle snorted.... Well done.

It took a few minutes before I got the double meaning of "Let's make one" XD

If near death experiences have taught me anything its that after it no longer hurts just to breathe you gotta let go and live a little. Smell the roses, try new things, make out with that drunk yinglet matriarch Elim. You only live once!

Something something diplomatic immunity...

Enter the Bone Zone.

With a human for scale, we can now see just how tiny those cups are.

I think she had too many clams.