Mel:
Seriously, you boys are simping over Gloria? She's a fucking non-morphic hippo, she's not even that sexy, she's the Kim Kardashian of animal characters, all she's known for is her ass. She's only sexy because she's voiced by Jada Pinkett Smith. If she had been a human you guys wouldn't have batted an eye at her. Besides, i'm sexier than here...watch. *she removes her leather jacket and black shirt and top as she dances like Robbie Willliams in the Rock DJ video, she makes a few flirty poses as she removes her black bra and then unzips her jeans, showing her lingerie* Let's see that hippo top that! Sure...sure she can shake her ass like she's Miley but can she do this? *she dances like before and she does, she reaches out and grabs her lingerie and tears it open* How about this? Well how about this? *she removes her fur/skin and exposes her muscles and organs as she tosess them out at various male performers, some of them throw up and some of them look on in awe at night*

Gloria's Fans:
*all of them throw up and leave Gloria for Mel*

Gloria:
What, no...don't leave.

Gloria's Fans:
Sorry, but the koala beat you in the sexiness contest. She wins...she removed her skin and is tossing her organs out into the crowd.

Gloria:
Nooooooo, there can't be a character sexier than me.

Mel:
Oh yes there is, eat this...*she spins around and turns into a half undead looking sort of skeletal-makeuped koala-girl as Gloria's former friends circle around her and swoon* I'm sorry Gloria but you've got to 'move it, move it' on out of here because there's a new queen and that queen is me. *she puts her skin/fur back on along with her clothing*