Even as a child Boris was a bit brooding. He'd walk around the playground thinking deep, serious thoughts (staring at his naval, the kids would tease). One day Caspia (when she was still a shellder) saw the brooding Boris and decided to do something. So she snuck up on him and kissed him. Then she gave him a hug and flowers. Boris has never recovered.
Boris belongs to  KaeMantis Caspia is mine.