Somewhere of Interstate 95 in the backroads of...NOOORTH CAAAROLINA...5" of the white stuff fell in the evening and overnight of January 21st and 22nd, and I had to...literally...pull myself away from the clutches of Minecraft sheep just to get outside and enjoy a brief stroll through the now quiet, white countryside full of...you guessed it...COKE!

No not really, that's Florida.