Tell him I love him and have the hots for him. Also damn, I really hope I can commission you for some vampire art someday!

Oh, are you into VtM as well?

Fuck yeah I am! I'm in 2 campaigns right now (and one of them has been going for about five years by now, different characters and chapters ofc but same players / group). I even have my Malkavian tattooed on my arm.

Ohhhhh, ya have any cool stories to share?

Plenty! One time we were in New Orleans, in this big old house we used as our haven; and one night when we had come back from seeing the Prince. We were settling down to just chill out a bit before going out again when we heard a commotion: this tiny kindred girl bursts in through one of the windows chased by a bunch of people. Our coterie's gangrel (who is grumpy and aggressive and tends to hate everyone around him) asked the very reasonable question of "Who the fuck are you?" from the chasers while holding a shotgun, and one of them responded with "I'm Lee! I'm a rockstar!" which earned him the obvious award of a shotgun blast to the face since our gangrel wasn't really impressed. The only reason he got away with it is because of the stand your ground law - though later on his fans ended up burning down our haven. We got in trouble for that one.

Also later said horrible gangrel and my malkavian girl ended up together in a kindred romance. It was unplanned and kind of just happened; super cute. Later on in the game when our campaign took place in Scotland we had a bunch of American (except our Gangrel, he's Scottish) kindred in Scotland packed together in a taxi. We had a cybergoth, a red haired lady priest, a cowboy, a sweet old lady (our masked nosferatu) and our tremere in a trenchcoat. Needless to say we kind of stuck out from the usual crowd. So much for the masquerade eh? (The taxi driver simply looked at us and asks "Stag party?").

Also my Sabbat Lasombra, handsome, tall, a father and a business man, yet also a chatterbox and a complete gremlin wanted to make a point and stuck a vibrating tuning fork against someone's teeth and thoroughly enjoyed it.

My anarch Toreador (who may or may not have been involved in the death of several of Glasgow's primogen and eventually the prince) ghouled a bearded dragon called Hubert Cumberdale; who seems to just appear around the haven. No explanation is ever given, he's just always there.

There's several more but these are at least the funniest? Also I'm terrible at explaining / telling stories that happened :x

I only didn't get the turning fork story XD