ROFLCOPTER. It's so true.

Mangos are delicious btw.

Mangos are so full of nomnomnomnom

I was drinking an Orange Mango Fuze drink.. and I feel awkward now. :o

Big boobs don't really do it for me. Well, boobs in general, I guess. Granted, I am straight, still.. but I like the body as a whole, so it's nice when each part compliments the whole body.

.. my analytical standpoint on things.. :>

I looked at the one on the right because of the hair~

LIAR!

No i really did o.o I love red hair, and i go where the text is, Just what my eyes do

Lady on the left, because I read from left to right.

LIAR!

Thats how it works. I scan from left to right.

I'm just teasin' yah. <3

Well, fine. I prefer rooster to hen anyhow =P

I did too, for the same reason.

I actually prefer girls WITHOUT breasts so large they could blot out the sun.

I love you.

This. As well.

Stop respinding so damn fast it makes my message screw up. D:

...Ah fuck it I'm done.

This

Haha. Awesome. Can't wait for the next page. :3

(looked at the one to the right first, just to answere the question)

LIAR!

I never lie >:|

I'm just teasin' yah <3

Hehe :3

and I must agree with Depo. Better small and natural instead of huge and faked.

Amen.

^.=.^
*hugs* :3

The Fox cause you read comics left to right =p

IT'S A TRAP.

I honestly like the right girl.

I like small tits <3

Though the one on the left is wearing stockings, and thats one of my weaknesses.

Yay for little boobs! :)

IMO anything bigger than a handful and you risk a sprained tongue...also, redheads are a turn on

haha good work
certainly its true in most cases xD
ok maybe i looked the big girl first xD
but girls with small bewbies tend to be cooler

Thanks!
I hope these aren't going to be too offensive for most guys, I think I'll make a few cases where I point out things I really like about men in future ones. <3

Small booooobs for teh win.

hahahaha wooow really funny! and in so many cases so true! i see first the girl of the left D: because i read from left to right... and cause of the big mangos!!! 8D hahahaa so funny comic <3

Thanks! I hope they won't be too offensive to most people (mainly men). They're a slight-personal vent in comic form but ment to be funny and sort of ridculous. (Though there will be a "Why I Love Men" small section somewhere along the lines <3)

hehe well i will wait to see all of the comics hehe and dont get worry, its not offensive hehe its... well in sorta way a little of true, but in fact shown in a very funny way hehe :3

Oh goodie! :D

F*** yes!!!! i have like NOTHING on the chest... so I think most guys go: oh it's a guy... LOOK TITTIES OVER THERE!!!



.............................................

Small boobs unite! :D

*hi5*

small boobies and big booty!!! go me! X3

ME TOO!
A36 and a big ol' bootay!

small B40 (( i have a biiig ribcage )) and as my black friends say.... i have dat ass!!! XD

Dat Ass.
I'm pretty sure I have one of those too. xD

wh00t~ *booty bump*

*bootay bump!*

I may have to illustrate this. :D

heehee!! that would be awesome! XD *booty bump jig*

I would look at the girl on the left and think, "WAY too big"

Girl on the right.

I've never been a fan of big/huge breasts.. don't see a point to the whole big boob big ass thing.

Gimme a nice slender girl, small but ample breast (B/C), and a winning personality

I loik you.
A-cup for teh win. xD

Indeed :D it makes me laugh more than anything when you hear some girls brab about breast size or complain about it

"Oh mah gawd! you have E cups! I only have, like, double D's!"

"I have A cups, and a functional spine ;p"

What's wrong with full figured girls? ;~;

Nothing, one of my best friends is what some call a "big" girl :3

I'm just one of those odd guys I guess, I prefere the slim, small boobed, tame hair nerd type of gal.

that's fine... I was just like: aww.... us big girls are good too!!!

If I'm entirely truthfull, looks and figure mean pretty much fuck all to me x3

Beautiful, ugly, slim, fat ext ext, are all mear perceptions based on personal judgement and ideals, it doesnt matter how someone looks, it's the person inside that should truely base your judgement of someone as a friend or a lover :3

Person could be as beautiful as the stars, but have a personality of satan.. yet the overlooked guy or gal? the one people call to fat or not pretty enough (Been there my fair share, I'm a ugly git XD) can often be the most beautiful people you'll ever know

aww... someone who gets it!!! *tight hug*

i will admit YES i saw the one with the huge boobs first (they're kinda hard to miss) but would i talk to her first? NO! i base who i talk to and who i date off more than "OMG shes hot"

Good boy. :)

plz dont talk down to me. i'm not simple and would prefer not to be talked to as if i was.

for another point i am a good boy ^-^

Sorry, I didn't mean it to sound that way. x(
I meant it like "It's great that you base relationships off of meaningful things like personalities! You're a good person!" kind of thing.

its an easy misunderstanding. you are forgiven ^^

I did not even notice the fox.

TEH BOOBS WERE TO MASSIVE AND BLOTTED OUT THE ENTIRE PANNEL.

BUT I HAVE MY BOOB REPELLENT PLUS 5 BECAUSE I AM A GIRL! WHO LIKES GUYS!

Ayup, and look at the one on the right and think "Too much drama there." Slouched down, "don't make me kill you" expression on face. Shoulder chip the size of the tits on the left. Then I would look elsewhere. Appearance might catch the eye, attitude catches the attention.

I've never dated a girl for the size of her tits. The size of her brain on the other hand....

Amen.

Well... I'm an honest person and I will not lie to the following; I do read left to right normally unless I see it done differently at the beginning of a comic, I don't mind the fact of breasts being big or small, I do have a lil fetish for the breasts in different ways, but mostly I feel it's personality of a girl that likes me for me is what would make me feel better, not only about them as an individual, but myself as well, since I slightly feel I won't have someone.

This was awesome

and mangoes ARE delish!

actually I looked at you first lol

LIAR!

nope :/

I'm just teasin' you boo <3

lol I know hun ^ ^ <3

Doesn't count, people read left to right.

IT'S A TRAP.

The more endowed they are, the more you tend to look in their direction.
I admit that it happened to me, although, I think people who look unnaturally large are less attractive.

Yesyesyesagreed.

Honestly, I live in an area where girls throw their bodies around, to get what they want. So I find it almost repulsive.

The horrors of bad American culture. :(
I'm happy to be part of and fully associated with the respectable selection of ladies who aren't sluts.

It's silly. I'm gay and looked at the big one first.

IT'S A TRAP.

(I think I subconsciously put the big boobs on the side that people read from...oops)

If it means anything, I noticed the words, didn't quite register them, looked at the big one, then back and giggled.

I about laughed my face off while drawing it because I never draw things that are totally and completely unnatural like eat-your-face-sized boobs. xD

xD I laughed a bunch when I showed my friend lol

Left to right...
but I'm an Olympic reader... what do you expect?

Nothing less. That's for sure. :P

though technically I saw you up at the top first....
because you know, top to bottom, left to right

Oh god no.... I DID look at the one on the left first. 8O I'M SORRY MOONPELT! DX *hara kiri's*

I READ THE ENTIRE PAGE AT ONCE. I AM OMNISCIENT.

YOU ARE A MAGICAL BEING.

I AM. I TIE MY SHOES WITH FAERIES, AND I USE A UNICORN TO GET AROUND TOWN.

I looked at the big boobs first D: ...and I'm a girl....


If, it's any consolation, my first thought was 'SLAG!' :D

Yes X_X So bloody true XD Tp be fair I don't think they can reaaaally help it. Their sex hunting part of the brain is meant to be like...3 times the size of females? I need to go look all this stuff up again but I know it is defo bigger >3<

If only teh bewbs weren't sexualised D8

*To

Of course men look, we are hard wired to look. My wife has informed me that if I stop looking she will bury me even if I am still breathing. I have obviously suffered brain death and it's just reflex.

Conversely women that expect men to stop looking just because they have a relationship are tilting at windmills. No we are not pigs for looking at women. If you are so insecure that you are jealous of every female we glance at, look closer to home for the problem, it isn't the guy.

And guys; find a better, more confident girl. She is just going to one long pain after another.

Yes men look. However, looking does not automatically move into prowling. After all if we have a partner that appreciates us we are not even thinking in that direction. "That was nice.". not "I gotta bang that." Contrary to the stereotypes, men are not ruled by their cocks. Boys might be, but not men.

...sorry I don't get why you replied to me like this @_@ It comes off as a little bitchy. Not sure if it was intended XD

I'm explaining that it's natural that men look, and yes, they are wired to look more. I also agreed however with Moonie that it's a little disheartening when girls with the bazongas get all the attention.

I think maybe you jumped the gun in your reply to me and misinterpreted what I said?

Getting tired of all the same stereotypes. Nothing against you personally. Yea, I'm a bit bitchy. It comes from being rubbed the wrong way for a long time.

Well okay then. I checked your profile out and so I know you're older then I am, but I hope you won't mind me asking you to maybe be a little bit more mature in future. I never mentioned anything about stereotypes nor was my comment in anyway offensive.

Nope, I'm not apologizing for a thing I said. Nothing immature or even remotely attacking any person in that. "If the shoe fits" as the saying goes. Having reviewed my words I even take back being bitchy, my tone was not bitchy. Indeed it was conversational and equal to the tone of the board.

It you find yourself offended, then you need to look within for the reason. That message BTW was wife approved. Inoffensive to male and female alike.

I didn't ask for an apology. I asked for maturity. That's my first remark >.>

Secondly a personal implication could be implied from the line "If you are so insecure that you are jealous of every female we glance at, look closer to home for the problem, it isn't the guy." which was in your very first response to me.

The word "you" is directly referring to me, as this comment is a reply to me. It's "you" vs "me", so in this way the message took on a bitchy tone. And again, with the "If you find yourself offended, then you need to look within for the reason"

I'm not offended, and never once have said I was. You are talking in a rather patronising manner and I really don't understand what you try to achieve in doing so.

The issue I brought up was that your chosen language was detrimental to your message. To say "if someone" rather than "if you" would have been far more clear. That's all I want to bring your attention to.

Have a nice day 8D

But...but... tits :3

You dun hate me I hope D=

And to be honest...even though I'm gay, if a woman has huge breasts...they're kinda hard to not see, especially if they cover half of their upper body...at that point I just have the urge to use them like punching bags <.<;

does that make me a bad person? D=

Haha, I don't hate anyone who looks at the foxie first. Hell, I was laughing my face off when I drew it.

I tend to stick out...I'm like a redwood in your everyday forest ._.;

Mangos~! <3

just remember, larger they are when young, the farther they fall when older~
...
-shudders-

Eeeeew so true.
xD

The one on the right, I got a thing for Lynx ya know.

It's hard to resist the tufted ears and bobby tail. ;D

mmh mangoes. <3

Sweet delicious mangossss

truthfully?

The second panel I looked at your eyes (the ones in your head) laughed my arse off, then saw the little mango and laughed even more

next panel .... just, wow
personally, that is WAY too big for me, seriously, I'm not really much of a boob person, boobs are just, meh
I laughed, some more ... and some more .... then choked, and laughed some more

They're meant to be horrifyingly huge in the last panel, I think I drew that pretty well. xD

I lol'd.

aww comeone.
MY eyes naturally go to the left because we read from left to right.
=[
I'm not bad!

YES! YES YOU ARE! You're a horrible person because you read the correct way! BOOOOOOoooooo....bs. xD

This make me want some peach mango salsa D:

My FAVORITE kind of salsa! nomnomnomnom

Me too! Haha it's so freaking delicious

Boobs! :3

milk jug,s thats all boobs are.. Ive only liked one girl and thats because she liked me even after getting to know me, it comes down to personality in the end, love is based off of respect and understanding for one another not the size of someones "mangos" or "cheeks" or anything of the sort, and really I cant stand vain girls, they make me sick -.>

I saw the orange shirt girl first, because I was reading the text :3

Gasp! I look at the (wolf?) first
Does this mean I'm on of the few straight guys that isn't a prick

bobcat*

Ah okay, I can see it now x3

I like mango...
DAMNIT!
I crave now.

Mangomangomangomango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyrRlHrgiew

Ah the mango song. <3

your mangos looketh like them.

Found this using the search function.

Funnily enough, I looked at the girl on the right first, because she had dialogue. Or more accurately, I read what she had to say first, then looked at the rest of the picture to figure it out. <.<;; Though I did think the one on the right was a guy at first.

I blame porn.

Porn blames you.


xD
With her little boobs, gender confusion can be understandable.

Eh, spending less time on the internet (and all my time away from porn) should help. =P

I just hope I could talk my way out of a slap if I slipped up and called her a dude... <.<;;

Probably if you said something about the Beatles. But then she'd probably jump on you.

...that's a problem?

Only if you afraid of rape. xD

Heh. Good point.

personally the first one I looked at was the bobby kitty <3 then went WTF whats with the fox with prego mammary glands

A bit late but: The hand actually xD
In either way, they reason it is like this is since society shows breasts as some sort of sex object, that and the constant "bigger is better", and this is only true when it comes to chocolate x3

If we'd let out women be topless in more places, this wouldn't be a problem, just take ex: Africa, males there /care about mammary glands, and instead go "why hi there" on vulva's and bums :P
Also, regarding the bigger is better again: The vagina can shut as tight around a pencil as a... shoe.. so having a bigger one only increase the chance to hurt, and/or penetrate/poke the cervix.

I look at the weirdo vixen first because of her face and then her tail. But it's also because I go left to right too. It's like a trap there's no way they can avoid looking at her first unless they're used to: Looking at dialogue first or used to manga reading.

I saw the one on the right first ._.