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Job description for a rebel princess.
Category Story / Comics
Species Hyena
Size 800 x 961px
File Size 294.3 kB
Well, when you consider that her... forgive me, I forgot what they're called, so... "ladies in waiting" are always in the shadows to protect her, that means she'll never be allowed to give you a proper apology even when the two of you are desecrating the graves of your ancestors... I mean "Sanctifying your marriage".
Gah, the hyena society is weird. And I made the rulebook for us Raccoons.
Gah, the hyena society is weird. And I made the rulebook for us Raccoons.
Goddess have mercy, Fred, I hope Kathy leaves your @$$ if you're going play this hot/cold game with her like this. And telling her how to act now? Buddy, I liked you but right now you're being a douchebag.
Man, get yourself some therapy and cold-clock your mother, do SOMETHING my guy >>;
Man, get yourself some therapy and cold-clock your mother, do SOMETHING my guy >>;
Well, if Fred doesn't teach her how to be a Crocutan princess--who will?
Being a Princess of the Hyenas is not wearing pretty tiaras and waving at adoring crowds. If you took the Mafia and crossed it with Hell's Angels, you'd have the Crocutans. They have to respect her position as the Heir of Duchess Songween, but if she can't properly assert herself and show that she's worthy of her role, they will literally eat her alive.
Fred knows this, and it terrifies him.
He's been trying to coach her, but she's been ignoring him. He's running out of time. He knows that the respect generated by her beating Jinjur will evaporate if she doesn't follow it up with a display of dominance and swagger. Songween won't be there to protect her for very much longer.
Being a Princess of the Hyenas is not wearing pretty tiaras and waving at adoring crowds. If you took the Mafia and crossed it with Hell's Angels, you'd have the Crocutans. They have to respect her position as the Heir of Duchess Songween, but if she can't properly assert herself and show that she's worthy of her role, they will literally eat her alive.
Fred knows this, and it terrifies him.
He's been trying to coach her, but she's been ignoring him. He's running out of time. He knows that the respect generated by her beating Jinjur will evaporate if she doesn't follow it up with a display of dominance and swagger. Songween won't be there to protect her for very much longer.
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