WILLIAMSBURG (Va.) - Where are all the lonely people in Williamsburg?

For one thing, they're not watching Eleanor Rigby pick up rice in a church where a wedding has been. She has more important things to do.

The doe point guard decided to return to the Minutemen, penning a seven-year deal worth $31.5 million in total. At the press conference announcing the signing, Rigby didn't disappoint her fans, arriving in a tye-dye t-shirt, a matching headband and rose-colored eyeglasses.

"Yeah, I'm made up to be back here," she said in her Scouse-accented voice. "We're going to be brill this year."

When asked if she didn't mind taking a bench role because of #1 draft pick Vera La Tiérra, Rigby shrugged. "I had a bench role when I started here; I don't think that's going to be a problem."

The doe was thrust into a starting position last season based upon upper management's decision to bench starting point guard Teo Masalia. Rigby's play, though solid, did not help Williamsburg's victory total as they continued their free-fall to the basement of the Central Division.