I kind of figured they were some kind of chips, I was right.

http://kangaroobrands.com/

They ought to be hopping off the shelves.

mMMeat!

MEAT 🥩

Flinters Fritters!

Kangaroo Schnitzel?

If Rolf Harris is still alive, he's fallen low enough by now, that I bet they could get him to sing the jingle for next to nothing. :P

(OK, I'm going to Hell for making a joke like that, but I'm already going there anyway, so... :P )

Do they come in Barbecue flavor? or maybe Jalapeño?

That's half of my fursona too!

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *lock and loads and runs for the bunker*

Wallaby jerky!

Hahaha!

https://preview.redd.it/6qf4nh4fc4i.....0a5892aea1c707 Old Roger there looks like he could take on anyone

Especially when he's viewed from these positions
https://www.dropbox.com/s/z4zhcknpm.....z-l34.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0hy52likg.....roo05.jpg?dl=0 https://www.dropbox.com/s/00dyvgr27.....annt.jpeg?dl=0

Forget the Boxing Kangaroo, that one is a MMA Kangaroo

...freeze-dried Wallaby...

Heck Jack in the Box served Roo meat in the late 70s, early 1980s. Meat supplier in Australia mislabeled Roo and Horse meat...

That does explain why I occasionally whinnied or felt "jumpy" after a Jumbo Jack back then

Hey, we bats get themed food every Halloween. Welcome to the club...

New event at the Houston Live Stock Show and Rodeo; ROO ROPING!
“And the gate opens and out come Flinters. He's running fast and low to avoid getting caught. And right behind him is Joe Beaver. Joe’s been top of his game here and: YES he’s lassoed Flinters right leg, he’s off his horse who is backing up to keep the rope tight and Joe’s got Flinters on his back and he has Flinters left leg and the arms annnnnnd YES he’s beaten his own world record in Roo roping! He’s got enough points to put him on top of the leader board and Flinters is eliminated from the competition. But he goes home with a years supply if ding dongs and the play at home version of the rodeo. Lets give him a big hand as he leaves the field.”

XD

But Flinter's was promised a years supply (based on average human consumption of 1 pack every week) of Tic Tac mints for his participation.

Yes Flinters, it wasn't based on YOUR consumption of a pack every time you get your hands on them.

kangaroo jerky? hehe

Well apparently kangaroo meat eating is a thing that is done. https://themeatandwineco.com/blog/k.....-need-to-know/

What is this? Biscuit? Snack Cake?

Some kind of puffed chips

Must be like these then. Countless people in SE Asia have grown up with these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawn_cracker
https://media.nedigital.sg/fairpric.....1_20210915.jpg

Tried Pork rinds once, now I wish I bought them often in America.

I would assume they would have something like those since some of the diet seems to revolve around sea food tho those snacks seem to have been around much longer.

I'll have to find and try them...

Ok, time to come clean...

Just what has Red done this time to Flinters and do we REALLY want to know where she inserted that stick?

Ah, so my meaty corpse will have value when I kick the bucket. Excellent! I can take reservations now for $$$ a pound.

Nobody wants your stringy, chewy corpse except maybe crows and rats.

Hear that, rats and crows? Bring your money!