.. and every time she flips off an unknowable horror, the video speeds up 10%

When she she was leading the planet-wide battle against the Astral Vamps (pushed into the role as much as she volunteered for it) the gods sent her down a few choice goodies. Electric maces and volcanic hammers and shields against ghoulishness. Tho her own god, Pelor, remained dissapointingly silent for the entirety of the conflict - offering only the usual suite of clerical powers that he extends to all his empowered followers.
The best gift was from the plane of Mechanus - a modron built to make pleasant sounds and project light like a bullseye lantern. This invaluable companion is thought to have kept the then-mortal Solar Champion's marbles in check during the long night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb2UkNZpO6M
this excellent album helped conjure up all this silly lore - thanks Patty Taxxon - your choonz r bangin' :D

Listen to first track imagining our proto-diety hero here vapourising space ghouls with the tonitrus from Bloodbourne and leading a headlong charge up a big mountain before becoming a god in track 2,