S'better then me. I was a dick. And I made a past of Carolina reaper and Trinidad scorpion and mixed it into my pulled pork tacos
Co-worker left early and didn't come in the next day. And had the screamin squits for a week

Damn, that's worse than patrolling the Mojave.

I decided, he needed to have his anus "Patrol Iraq, nude"
That's what I called that pain paste I made

this sounds awesome and would love to do this to my enemies.

When blending the peppers. wear gloves. (I'm not kidding) Do not, remove anything but the stems of these peppers
Mix with an eighth of a teaspoon water, and white wine vinegar and a pinch of salt, in a food processor or blender
1-2 drops of lemon juice to keep the color. And do NOT inhale. Allow to sit for two minutes to "congeal" if to watery add a pinch of cornstarch.
Allow to set. Once you've got your paste. Again, do not touch with your bare hands (Will stain) and load your pain paste into the food of your choice
Sit back and wait for the "victim" to realize their mistake after it's to late

yes thank you!

Sounds like a genius idea to make sure no one takes your food

Everyone always thinks "Oh the guy that wears the mask is harmless" he's scared so he wears the mask.
I don't think they ever realized. The mask is for THEIR protection

Eh, I just can't wear a mask anymore. Then again my job keeps me away from most people but even still, not gonna look down or laugh at those who wear one. BUT I can still stalk them and use them as a drawing model XD

Ha! You sir are an evil genius XD

I have my moments. I'm just seriously vengeful.

I got yelled at by HR for risking an employee's health by poisoning my food
Not the fact, that for a month a certain individual was taking all of my personally paid for food, prepped by me. From the ONLY lunch bag in the fridge
Hell, I caught him twice. So, since he so unabashedly stole my food. I decided he was going to learn some humility as he physically paid for it.
Manager got permission to put a camera in the break room after that.

While I can see it was a dick move, I also can't really fault you.

To this day; I still don't know why he throws me through the wall, I mean I did offered some of my can of Pork n' Beans after I ate his pudding

Kuma puts on angry eyebrows

....... Don't look at me like that Potato Head xP