that's sure to calm some nerves from time to time, unless you're in a hurry x3 Lovely Elevator music :D

indeed! Why, Its even Better sounding when you Are in a hurry, cause as soon as my Lovely Musical remix plays your instantly soothed by its soft loveLINESS! >XID

Well of course you do! I made it, there for you have no option but to Love it! >XID

But aside from that, thank you for enjoying it! >8I)

Well, in that case I'm ever more Fatter-Er...Flattered, That you would speak so highly of my Musical skills! >8ID

How Dare you Compare me to Ruben Stutter! >8IO I may be Big, but That guy is Nothing compared to my Greatness! DIX<

*Captain Chuck Simian voice* "...Strangely...soothing."

Who is this, Captain Simian of which you speak of? >8Io

Whoever he is, He is absolutely Correct! >8I)

Captain Chuck SImian was actually one of Earth's first simian astronauts... ya know, the chimps they sent into orbit when the space-program was in its infancy? An accident caused him to be set adrift in space, preserved in cryostasis, until the " "(an alien race so advanced their name cannot be spoken nor written, only thought) found him and gave him humanoid form and intelligence, and made them their spacefaring champion.

Scarlett White Base, my ship, has been in a few battles alonside the vessel Simian captains, the Primate Avenger. ^w^ Simian and his crew sometimes come to the Inn of the Rusty Autobrand for bananas.

Hmm, very interesting. A mutant race of monkey people?! >8I) Did you mention that they seek revenge and domination over the human race? perhaps they would make Eggs-Elent Allies in my own quest for total Domination! >BI)

Actually, the " " merely charged Simian and his crew with protecting a substance they called "the Anti-Force" from a tyrranical energy-being who wanted it for his OWN plans for galactic conquest. Turns out the Anti-Force was an energy-source in the form of what the Primate Avenger's science-officer Dr. Splitz termed "Gravi-Luminous Occilating Positrons" and his split-personality(and ship's mechanic) Splitzy nicknamed "GLOP."

Sorry, Ro-Butt-Nik... they're on the side of the angels, like this Autobot. They'd sooner side with the blue pincushion.

Hmm, well that is quite a damper in the possibilities of acquiring their skills in my conquest...oh well. Its nothing that i am not too familiar with at this point! >XIP

Because I don't want to be made into a bot, I enjoy this wonderful music. Ah screw it, I love it.

A HEDGEHOG! Well its no Wonder you Love my Bossa Hedgehog Elevator theme Music! >XID Its quite alright to be a Hedgehog, as long as your not THEE Hedgehog, or in alliance with him! >8I) And i am quite pleased that you love my music regardless! >XID

Yeah...Just a uh...A plain hedgehog is all ^^;

Ah i see, well i can tolerate regular little ole Hedgehogs just fine, as long as they are on My side that is! >8I) Eggs-Elent to hear that You indeed our! >XI) You've just Earned your self NOT becoming Robotisized after! >8ID

Fantastic, sir.

Why Thank You! *Takes a slow Bow* >XI)

You sir deserve a promotion for this music.

I AM a Promotion! >XID Since the Day i was born I've always been the Best Promotion Ever Created! >XID

Doctor, you've done it again! -taps his foot and bobs his head- So catchy....!

Indeed! >XI) Which is why i've gone an installed music players into all of my elevators to only play this theme, until i make the next musical breakthrough! >8I)

Yes! I'll be waiting!
...And riding your elevators up and down, if you don't mind. xD -reaches for the top floor button-

Hmmm...Only if you dont disturb me of have the stoopnik's doing anything stupid! >XID

Oh don't worry! I'll just be on the elevator. ^^ -press the button-

in that case then Have at it! >8I)

Thanks doc! -the doors close- =D

nice job doctor, the music is very relaxing and sounds great, but something tells me a certain hedgehog would laugh if he heard this

Certain Hedgehog? You Mean Sonic!?! >8Io He would Laugh at Any or my Genius Creations, not matter how perfect, intimidating they are! DIX< But what just makes you think He'll laugh specifically at this creation of mine? >8IP

because it's his theme song, that's why it sounded so familiar to you >.>

Its...his...Come again!!!! <8Io His....THEME SONG!!! AAAHHHH! Horrors! Your correct! DI8> How could i have been so blind! OOHHH NOOOOO!! DIX> i HATE That hedgehog, but i suppose Scratch and Grounder Did have a point when they were saying that the tune sounded so catchy! <8I( Well this is Just Wonderful now isn't! DIX> I've Got the Hedgehog's Song playing All over my fortress! <XIO

Hmmm...then again...It's not like it's playing His lyrics! >8Io YEAH! >8ID And i Still recreated this Lovely Music personally! Yes! >XI) In that case, i Deny that it has Anything to do with the hedgehog, its just a Great sounding Song that I played! >8ID So,....Everything works out just fine! >BI) I'm such a genius! HAa haa ha ahaaaaaa! >XID

phew... thought you were gonna robotize me there for a minute, the song is different enough that if Sonic's trying to stop your plans he probably won't notice

It's like smooth jazz! But not! You should add some happy chiming sounds! And paint the elevator purple! And stick pony stickers on the walls!

Bossa is a certain style, which is similar sounding to smooth jazz, hence why i call it Bossa Hedgehog! >8I) And i don't want any Ponies on my elevator! DIX> But funny you should mention that, because i had previously caught doing such a similar thing when i first installed this music! <8Io

*gasp* stop stealing my ideas!! *pouts*

I didn't steal your idea, it was Grounder! And he was putting up little stickers of Cheaply made imitations of that Hedgehog Sonic! I don't know why, but i told him to take them off other wise i'll use him as a dart and the target will be the little stickers! >BI) he was soon quick to remove those blasted Hedgehog stickers directly afterwords! >XID

Bah! Should have been pony stickers. They're the best!

Oh hellz yes :D I can play this on my saxophone *w* It would sound damn amazing OwO

Interesting! >8ID I had no idea that you played the saxophone! >8I) You simply Must record your self doing so and Link it to me! >XID

Hmm, that could be a problem :l You see, I don't have any recorder 'nor notes D: I can write my own though, but the recording part is still the most important thing....
I'll keep it in mind though ;D It's a great idea *w*

Egg-celent job sir! Clearly a perfect choice for a man such as yourself!

InDeed! >XI) What an Eggs-Trodinarily Eggs-Ellent Eggs-Tremely good use of the word Eggs! >8ID

Ahh, very nice sir! <3

Another +fav!

Why Thank you! >XI) I am very pleased to see that you love it! >8I)

ya did good boss! >:3 its the best! Yeah YEAH! BEST! >:D

I Ttoooolllllddd grounder you wouldn't like those stupid little stickers all over the elevarot btu HE didn't listen! >8}

Hi Scratch! Come on! *takes you to the elevator* Dance dance dance!

Very nice....This would actually make being in an elevator tolerable, Dr Robotnik, Sir.

nice music

A very well made composition, Dr. Robotnik

You just created the best elevator music in history. Wait, of course you did, your Dr. I vo Robotnik! This song gave me a few jollies so thank you.

Very, very good! It's quite catchy.

I... Can't hear it...