Welcome aboard!

Evogenics is better for your joining our crew.  We need outgoing high energy staff members and none can be more energetic than squirrels like you.  We look forward to your contributions to our entire organization.  There is a lot of exciting changes going on, and there is a good 20% chance you may even stay being a rodent before your first week is out.  Time will tell!

Please bring your hiring paperwork and badge to your Day One Orientation.

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