"So detective, you never did tell us how you caught the thief."
"Well, after I was alerted of their presence I chased them to the rooftops. With no way out they chose to jump off the hotel roof, but I wasn't daring enough to attempt the same feat. Instead I punctured the landlady I had inflated minutes before by the means of an unusually sharp headed teddy bear I acquired from a local store. As luck would have it, the landlady flew into the thief on the ground below and incapacitated them for me."
"..."