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Happy Halloween 2022
Its Halloween, the day of festive costumes and free candy to those that go door to door begging for it. And 
hattonslayden 's Mar and Rabbi decide to trick or treat that stunted little Roo, 
flinters. Just an art zap to throw at Flinters and Hatton.
Halloween, the one holiday I miss being a kid again.
hattonslayden 's Mar and Rabbi decide to trick or treat that stunted little Roo, 
flinters. Just an art zap to throw at Flinters and Hatton.Halloween, the one holiday I miss being a kid again.
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I have had the religious groups hit my door and enjoy the fun.
Joseph Smith? Oh yes I know if him. He's the child molester of your group, isn't he? The one with the odd eye squiggle? You know, letting such person into your order was pretty impressive, what with all the horrendous acts he has committed . What he did with that chihuahua live on Youtube- well, I can see why Nancy Pelosi endorses him full. Sure, it is illegal, and he is being mind controlled by aliens, bit who isn't these days? Dorito Taco shells are delicious you know. Oh, hey, while you're here, could you help with some laundry? Those blood stains are hard to scrub out. Viscera is always a challenge.
Sorry, what was that you were talking about? Best woodchip shredders for poodles? I like pecan pie myself. I remember setting the timing on a Chevy pickup in 1985, 4 degrees BITC by the way, when a hot air balloon came down from the sky in the street. Covered our vehicles. Turns out I had socks from two different pairs mixed on my feet, but the welding mask was slipping a bit making it hard to get a really good bead if mustard on the hotdogs cart before the horse of the Apocalyose of Montana mail order brides.
Joseph Smith? Oh yes I know if him. He's the child molester of your group, isn't he? The one with the odd eye squiggle? You know, letting such person into your order was pretty impressive, what with all the horrendous acts he has committed . What he did with that chihuahua live on Youtube- well, I can see why Nancy Pelosi endorses him full. Sure, it is illegal, and he is being mind controlled by aliens, bit who isn't these days? Dorito Taco shells are delicious you know. Oh, hey, while you're here, could you help with some laundry? Those blood stains are hard to scrub out. Viscera is always a challenge.
Sorry, what was that you were talking about? Best woodchip shredders for poodles? I like pecan pie myself. I remember setting the timing on a Chevy pickup in 1985, 4 degrees BITC by the way, when a hot air balloon came down from the sky in the street. Covered our vehicles. Turns out I had socks from two different pairs mixed on my feet, but the welding mask was slipping a bit making it hard to get a really good bead if mustard on the hotdogs cart before the horse of the Apocalyose of Montana mail order brides.
flinters , that might drive away the guys in the dark suits, but they might send in the guys with the white coats and straight jackets... 
Nope, personal experience dealing with the missionaries directly.
Plus one Halloween decades ago, Myself and two friends actually went as Mormon Missionaries to a huge party on Halloween. Down to the black suits and white shirts, and black tie. I even had bogus Elder name tags made with a very passable markings. Only clue was instead of Church of Latter Day Saints, we were calling ourselves Church of Latter Day Morons. Plus made the excuse since missionaries travel in pairs (to keep an eye on each other) and we were three, We lost Elder Berry to some California Hippies who kidnapped him. I was Elder Older, my friends were Elder Younger and Elder Statesman. I think I still have that name tag squirreled away in a drawer.
Funny thing was, we positioned ourselves directly between the entryway to the party and the Bar and NOBODY wanted go past us to the bar. After about 45 minutes one brave soul ventured forward and we sang our song (To the tune of Hare' Krishna) Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon, We are here because we're Mormon, give us money you shall see to Boy scout Heaven we shall be, Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon.
The guy blinked, then laughed then yelled at the nearby mob "These guys are Mormons, they're MORONS!! LATTER DAY MORONS!!!"
We literally 'Converted' the whole party within an hour. Plus we took first place in the costume contest and won $250.
Plus one Halloween decades ago, Myself and two friends actually went as Mormon Missionaries to a huge party on Halloween. Down to the black suits and white shirts, and black tie. I even had bogus Elder name tags made with a very passable markings. Only clue was instead of Church of Latter Day Saints, we were calling ourselves Church of Latter Day Morons. Plus made the excuse since missionaries travel in pairs (to keep an eye on each other) and we were three, We lost Elder Berry to some California Hippies who kidnapped him. I was Elder Older, my friends were Elder Younger and Elder Statesman. I think I still have that name tag squirreled away in a drawer.
Funny thing was, we positioned ourselves directly between the entryway to the party and the Bar and NOBODY wanted go past us to the bar. After about 45 minutes one brave soul ventured forward and we sang our song (To the tune of Hare' Krishna) Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon, We are here because we're Mormon, give us money you shall see to Boy scout Heaven we shall be, Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon, Hare' Mormon.
The guy blinked, then laughed then yelled at the nearby mob "These guys are Mormons, they're MORONS!! LATTER DAY MORONS!!!"
We literally 'Converted' the whole party within an hour. Plus we took first place in the costume contest and won $250.
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