One night, at the Crystal manor, Jimmy was enjoying a comfy sleep in the buff, when all the sudden, he hear someone whistling a song.
Jimmy: Who's there?! Porsha, is that you? Turn that thrash off and go to sleep!
Thinking it was his daughter, he went back to sleep, until someone whisper in his hear.
???: I don't think your daughter knows how to whistle, you never taught her...
Startled, he wakes up and sees a wolf standing at the door.
Jimmy: W-w-who are you?! How did you get inside?! SECURITY--!!
Before he started yelling for help, the mysterious wolf puts his finger on Jimmy's lips, interrupting his yelling.
???: Shhhh!! Let everyone sleep...they all deserve to rest after serving you an entire day, don't you agree?
Jimmy: Just tell me who the hell are you before I'm gonna make you see stars soon.
???: Oooh, daring tonight, aren't we? Well, I have so many names, many people called me "the death", so, call me Death, if you wish.
Jimmy: D-d-death? Y-y-yo-you plan to murder me?!
Death: *Laughs* Maybe, maybe not. You have a lot to learn, arctic wolf, you may have been a succesfull business wolf, you have the best residence, best bodyguards and best servant, and even a daughter...unfortunately, your arrogance, selfishness and how cold it's your heart gives me the reason why I came here.
Jimmy: Y-y-you can't kill me now! I have a lot of things to do! I Surely there must be something repay all of this another way!
Death: Well...there is...look at me, what do you see?
Jimmy looks at him, and just realize he's naked! Wearing nothing but just his bare fur.
Jimmy: Y-y-you pervert! Do you really want to do this?!
Death: Well, if you want to live more. you have two choices: let me snuggle on your precious white fur, or...
Jimmy: Or, WHAT?!
Death: Or...shall I tell your daughter and Jerry they now own your whole fortune?!
Jimmy, enraged for hearing that, spread his arms.
Jimmy: Fine, but no monkey business, or I'll gonna make my new coat with your fur!
Death: Oooh, threathening, I love it! I think I'm going to enjoy this!
And so, Death climbs up to the bed and lies down on Jimmy's fur, as he snuggles on it, causing Jimmy to start cuddling him, while feeling uncomfortable.
Jimmy: You're a creep, you know that? (At least it's not what I thought it was gonna be)
Death: Takes one to know it. And don't worry, I won't make you do me, you have a daughter, must respect your standing.
Jimmy: H-how?! How did you know I--Nevermind...and to think dealing with Buster Moon was more annoying...
Well, Jimmy at least should be glad he missed a bullet tonight, who knows how many other bullets may show in the future.
Made in GIMP
Jimmy Crystal belongs to Illumination Entertainment
Death belongs to Dreamworks

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