Jokes (or True Statements) About Leo and His Parallels
NOTE: This WILL be expanded as necessary.
This is a compilation of jokes (some of which became reality) concerning Leo the Patriotic Lion and his parallels; all of these were made before any of these lions who are heads of state in their respective nations became that nation's head of state.
Leo himself, G-52s, etc. (C) me and me alone
All parallels are joint-owned by me and
Chuong
All media referenced (i.e. One Punch Man) (C) everybody who owns the rights to those things; I own nothing.
This is a compilation of jokes (some of which became reality) concerning Leo the Patriotic Lion and his parallels; all of these were made before any of these lions who are heads of state in their respective nations became that nation's head of state.
Leo himself, G-52s, etc. (C) me and me alone
All parallels are joint-owned by me and
ChuongAll media referenced (i.e. One Punch Man) (C) everybody who owns the rights to those things; I own nothing.
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Chuong: Let's add that Luong joke to the list. I got another one! Lionus is so chivalrous, visiting Dubai is punishment to him.
Astro Hawk: I live there, Moon Moon. You're giving people ideas you know. And yes Dubai still has an obsession of portraying itself as the most glamorous, elegant, and overindulgent city on Earth. Our hotels speak for themselves.
Zax: Leonid is so cold, he is covered in fogs of steam almost everywhere he goes.
Astro Hawk: I live there, Moon Moon. You're giving people ideas you know. And yes Dubai still has an obsession of portraying itself as the most glamorous, elegant, and overindulgent city on Earth. Our hotels speak for themselves.
Zax: Leonid is so cold, he is covered in fogs of steam almost everywhere he goes.
Liwei: Well, believe it or not, Coca-Cola has been wanting me to be a spokes lion for them.
Tom: I can see why. I can also confirm others have joked for the same reasons that my drum major uniform is so blue, Pepsi has wanted me to advertise for them.
Cripto: So we just need Dr. Pepper and 7-UP to find somebody, and we've got the complete set.
Tom: I can see why. I can also confirm others have joked for the same reasons that my drum major uniform is so blue, Pepsi has wanted me to advertise for them.
Cripto: So we just need Dr. Pepper and 7-UP to find somebody, and we've got the complete set.
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