{The following is an excerpt from Ostrogski News Channel}
A local group of self-proclaimed 'cultists' summoned a being only spoken of in legends during the early hours of Sunday. The 'great Mad Jikku' was pulled from some kind of portal that those involved have claimed was caused by 'his favourite pancakes' being prepared for him. Neighbours had filed noise complaints following the incident, complaining of loud eating sounds and crowd-like cheering, alongside orange strobe lights keeping them from sleeping.
We decided to ask those involved to get their thoughts on the matter.
When questioned upon what happened, Mad Jikku, or just Jikku- told Ostrogski News that he was "unaware that such acts of ritual were not allowed". and that he is "deeply sorry for not making enough pancakes for everyone".
We also asked Jikku about why he had a cult in the first place, in which he responded: "I assume that my ancient tomes were found by these kind folks, in which they took to trying to rescue me from my trans-temporal prison. I am grateful for their servitude, and as such I will use them as I please!" When we tried to get further comments from him, he decided to try and leave the studio, getting stuck in the door.
We then decided to interview the leader of this cult of Jikku, Drift. We asked the bird why he began this strange worship, in which he handed our correspondent a signed copy of 'Jikku's Divination', the book they use for worship. Upon closer inspection, it is a paragraph about how Jikku is trapped and can be freed using certain ritualistic activities- and then 300 pages of different pancake and crepe recipes.
Before any further questions, he received a phone call from a friend of his, in which he muttered something about possession, and then promptly left the studio.
Ostrogski News will continue to monitor this situation and provide updates.
Artwork featuring
creflurker,
DeltaMudkip and
Oden Derg
A local group of self-proclaimed 'cultists' summoned a being only spoken of in legends during the early hours of Sunday. The 'great Mad Jikku' was pulled from some kind of portal that those involved have claimed was caused by 'his favourite pancakes' being prepared for him. Neighbours had filed noise complaints following the incident, complaining of loud eating sounds and crowd-like cheering, alongside orange strobe lights keeping them from sleeping.
We decided to ask those involved to get their thoughts on the matter.
When questioned upon what happened, Mad Jikku, or just Jikku- told Ostrogski News that he was "unaware that such acts of ritual were not allowed". and that he is "deeply sorry for not making enough pancakes for everyone".
We also asked Jikku about why he had a cult in the first place, in which he responded: "I assume that my ancient tomes were found by these kind folks, in which they took to trying to rescue me from my trans-temporal prison. I am grateful for their servitude, and as such I will use them as I please!" When we tried to get further comments from him, he decided to try and leave the studio, getting stuck in the door.
We then decided to interview the leader of this cult of Jikku, Drift. We asked the bird why he began this strange worship, in which he handed our correspondent a signed copy of 'Jikku's Divination', the book they use for worship. Upon closer inspection, it is a paragraph about how Jikku is trapped and can be freed using certain ritualistic activities- and then 300 pages of different pancake and crepe recipes.
Before any further questions, he received a phone call from a friend of his, in which he muttered something about possession, and then promptly left the studio.
Ostrogski News will continue to monitor this situation and provide updates.
Artwork featuring
creflurker,
DeltaMudkip and
Oden Derg
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Dragon (Other)
Size 1500 x 1500px
File Size 2.15 MB
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