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Ducky's Wild West Encounter - Part 3
by buckles
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15 years ago
The word "Draw!" appeared in the air. The duel had officially begun.
The man and the platypus drew their weapons at precisely the same moment. A loud "Kshzzz" was heard for a few yards at least as a beam of coherent light produced from each of the master crafted emitters they carried: one violet, and one yellow. George Lucas threatened to sue.
“Purple? That’s a faggot color, boy!” Ross laughed.
“Yeah, well only girls and catamites wield yellow lightsabers,” The Duckman replied post-haste.
Ross’s smile was replaced with a frown that went on for a mile or two. “Enough words. If you can’t pick up three trains by dusk you’d best start swimmin’,” he said, sagely.
Ducky comprehended the metaphor just as Ross charged as only a man of his shape could, lightsaber streaking toward Ducky faster than he’d like. He raised his own blade two-handed to deflect the blow...
(Fun fact: You can use whatever color of lightsaber you want to, kid. Except black, shit doesn’t make sense.)
The man and the platypus drew their weapons at precisely the same moment. A loud "Kshzzz" was heard for a few yards at least as a beam of coherent light produced from each of the master crafted emitters they carried: one violet, and one yellow. George Lucas threatened to sue.
“Purple? That’s a faggot color, boy!” Ross laughed.
“Yeah, well only girls and catamites wield yellow lightsabers,” The Duckman replied post-haste.
Ross’s smile was replaced with a frown that went on for a mile or two. “Enough words. If you can’t pick up three trains by dusk you’d best start swimmin’,” he said, sagely.
Ducky comprehended the metaphor just as Ross charged as only a man of his shape could, lightsaber streaking toward Ducky faster than he’d like. He raised his own blade two-handed to deflect the blow...
(Fun fact: You can use whatever color of lightsaber you want to, kid. Except black, shit doesn’t make sense.)
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mayreo
~mayreo
the prick is about to get what's comin', real fast.
omfgwtfitscrimlololol
~omfgwtfitscrimlololol
these metaphors are legendary.
