Bio of Lazaro the Bolivarian Lion, Leo the Patriotic Lion's Venezuelan counterpart. You just get the feeling every nation on Earth has a parallel of Leo.
Lazaro, like all parallels, is joint-owned by
Chuong and me
Leo himself (C) me and me alone
Lazaro, like all parallels, is joint-owned by
Chuong and meLeo himself (C) me and me alone
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 72px
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Zax: I thought you were killed by Chavez. All this time, you were an immigrant in Florida who made a living as a restaurant owner who wanted to bring some Venezuelan cuisine to Miami? Wow... Sounds like you've been through a lot.
Gloria: I was surprised he was alive too. But I'm glad he's alive. Venezuela can once again be the prosperous South American kingdom of heaven, especially with Lozaro.
Chuong: I'm not too good with economics, but I noticed that Caribbean currencies tend to be pegged towards the Anerican dollar. Lozaro's economic policies helps Venezuela well and makes life easier, especially his "1 Bolivar and 1 Dollar" policy. So if Australia is described as hell on Earth, then Venezuela must be heaven on Earth.
Gloria: We are. Even the Americans would envy us. Yet we have so much in common. Not to brag, but check out our Forsythian marching bands; their beautiful uniforms are inspired by our flag. *To Mighty Mongrel* Lazaro is here. He's been alive and Chavez never killed him like he claimed.
Gloria: I was surprised he was alive too. But I'm glad he's alive. Venezuela can once again be the prosperous South American kingdom of heaven, especially with Lozaro.
Chuong: I'm not too good with economics, but I noticed that Caribbean currencies tend to be pegged towards the Anerican dollar. Lozaro's economic policies helps Venezuela well and makes life easier, especially his "1 Bolivar and 1 Dollar" policy. So if Australia is described as hell on Earth, then Venezuela must be heaven on Earth.
Gloria: We are. Even the Americans would envy us. Yet we have so much in common. Not to brag, but check out our Forsythian marching bands; their beautiful uniforms are inspired by our flag. *To Mighty Mongrel* Lazaro is here. He's been alive and Chavez never killed him like he claimed.
Mighty Mongrel: Knowing this is so has made it one of the happiest days of my life.
Lazaro: And those uniforms are among the most gorgeous you've ever seen; yes.
Mighty Mongrel: When did you return to Venezuela?
Lazaro: When Gloria took over for Maduo, that's when I sold the restaurant to a fellow Venezuelan, and came back. It's still open. You'll have to go to Miami to find it. I just waited for the right moment to reveal I'm not dead.
Super C: Whatever is the case, welcome to the organization.
Lazaro: Thank you, Cat of Steel.
*Lazaro takes the G-52 Oath.*
Lazaro: And those uniforms are among the most gorgeous you've ever seen; yes.
Mighty Mongrel: When did you return to Venezuela?
Lazaro: When Gloria took over for Maduo, that's when I sold the restaurant to a fellow Venezuelan, and came back. It's still open. You'll have to go to Miami to find it. I just waited for the right moment to reveal I'm not dead.
Super C: Whatever is the case, welcome to the organization.
Lazaro: Thank you, Cat of Steel.
*Lazaro takes the G-52 Oath.*
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