>Frosty quickly catches up to Gwen, “Hey! We’re under attack stupid! Get back here and help us!”

>Gwen takes offense to this manner of gaining her attention, “Gasp! How rude! Bjorn's Book of Manners clearly states that name-calling is terrible etiquette and the correct course of action is polite discourse over a cup of tea and ladyfingers.”

>“Aaaggh! Will you shut up about that!? What’s his face, the jaguar, is getting turned into monster chow over there!” Frosty make a point of flailing his arm in the general direction of the battle while making this statement.

>Gwen finally notices the monster. “Oh my gosh! That’s terrible! We have to do something!” Gwen produces a number of monster manuals from her Pocket Library, “I’m pretty sure I’ve seen something like this before... hold on just a second and I’ll show it to you.”

>Frosty is flipping his shit. “What the he- Are you kidding me?!?”


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