NOTE: Since 'inaninate' is considered a 'species' now on here (don't know why, objects aren't living beings), I thought i'd post a joke tf story I made way back in 2011 that is a Twilight Zone parody about Jay Leno turning into a car, the following is a satire and was written and posted on Deviantart in 2011 back when the Conan VS Jay thing happened so of course it is going to be out of date.