Gamerlen is going to end up getting me into Pokemon. 8P I've never actually played any of the games, I've seen the anime on a few time though. A long time ago I decided that Oscil actually played his world's equivalent of it. In this case the translation is a little more literal. XD

Meanwhile;

Oscil's tail swished and his ears pinned.

"This is going to be hilarious." Impy's pigtails bobbed as she laughed. "When I set my Onyx loose I'm going to tell it to hump your Virzen." He gold tooth gleamed, watching him frown.

Oscil sniffled a little. "Don't hurt him..."

"Virzen don't have a gender, stupid." She snapped and bounced her ball off the ground before the frowning pony. The ball popped open, a solitary puff of dust issuing forth. Impy's smile faded as nothing came out. "What the hell, man?"

Oscil's ears fluttered, still holding his ball. "Impy, when did you have Onyx out last?"

The beagle's eyes dilated. "Back in ninety-nine." She gulped as Oscil smiled and his ball bounced. "No, wait-"

A flash of light issued forth from the opening ball. "Do Sacred Sword!" Oscil squealed as hooves thundered.

In a flash Impy was trapped under a poking hoof. "Virzen!" The unusual beast blurted, holding the squirming beagle down. It's eyes darted from side to side, and its horned head lowered. "I don't have a gender, but that doesn't mean I haven't got bits." Impy shuddered and looked back at the cartoonish face and curled horns. "I'm gonna dry hump you to the moon."

Impy's eyes widened. "Pokemon can't talk..." A shiver ran down her spine as the creature smiled. "Save me, Doctor!"

Dr. Slater flipped the page in her book, casting a swift eye over her shoulder. "Play nice, girls."

"Do it again! Do it again!"

Art ©  Gamerlen
Oscil and Impy ©  Oscil
Virzen © Satoshi Tajiri (?)