The Case of the Captured Resident Mice
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Elias: How is this possible? We had everything to protect that castle! There's no way these mice would make it to any of the islands on Bottenviken! It's too cold for them there!
Finisher: We have a lot of ethnic Karelian tiny mice fleeing to my country for a while, but increased when Putin allowed state-sponsored doping programs to flourish, and of course more of them got tired of Captain Cosmo's crying at the time as well. Note that per Finland's policies, ethnic Karelians are considered ethnic Finns and are automatically given citizenship upon arrival. What used to be the Republic of Karelia is now just Russian territory consisting of ethnic Russians. I may be able to help, especially considering the fact that Sweden and Finland are the closest of allies. Leku the Silent Lion may help.
Gustav: I don't think the Swedish government or justice system will sentence any punishment, but they will want this investigated first just to see what happened that led to this.
Finisher: We have a lot of ethnic Karelian tiny mice fleeing to my country for a while, but increased when Putin allowed state-sponsored doping programs to flourish, and of course more of them got tired of Captain Cosmo's crying at the time as well. Note that per Finland's policies, ethnic Karelians are considered ethnic Finns and are automatically given citizenship upon arrival. What used to be the Republic of Karelia is now just Russian territory consisting of ethnic Russians. I may be able to help, especially considering the fact that Sweden and Finland are the closest of allies. Leku the Silent Lion may help.
Gustav: I don't think the Swedish government or justice system will sentence any punishment, but they will want this investigated first just to see what happened that led to this.
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