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Golduck
The kappa pokemon

Unlike its Kantonian counterpart, Hisuian Golduck does not develop a gem to channel the latent powers of its pre-evolution.
Instead, it concentrates its energy within the skull, which deforms until it erupts from the scalp, that strings in skin curls resembling the algae of the marshes it inhabits. It ambushes Psychic-type Pokémons to devour their energy, and it is particularly found of Spoink's pearls.

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