The GSAF invade a Tesla factory for their cybertrucks, ultimately wanting to use them to invade Sweden. The problem? They forgot one vital detail: Sweden is home to the most dangerous king of the jungle around, Lennart the Viking Lion!
Leo himself, Super C, G-52s, etc. (C) me and me alone
Zanta, D-19, etc. (C)
Zanta Keplicus
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and
Chuong
GSAF, AIRAF, UN1024s, etc. (C)
Chuong alone; he also did the artwork in the thumbnail
Tesla (C) itself
Leo himself, Super C, G-52s, etc. (C) me and me alone
Zanta, D-19, etc. (C)
Zanta KeplicusParallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and
ChuongGSAF, AIRAF, UN1024s, etc. (C)
Chuong alone; he also did the artwork in the thumbnailTesla (C) itself
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Chuong: So of all the things America produces, they decided to proceed in creating the ugliest vehicle in modern history? That thing?
Zachary: Yup! Yet it sells for some reason. It's not really an efficient or reliable vehicle, but it does what it does even in bad weather, but still overpriced, but hey this Elon Musk we're dealing with here. Now as a reminder, Lennart has skeletonized versions of his weapons, meaning they're lighter and sharper. They're also custom-made for him from our era for his combat needs making him at least 12 times faster against his enemies.
Marshall: In other words, just don't mess with Lennart. But a creative punishment idea for us American allies and G-52s; if Lennart is mentioned outside of Sweden and during his ambassador duties with Leo, the punished must not only wear a Minnesota Vikings jersey for a week, but must learn to lead a marching band to perform the theme song for the football team while being recorded on video.
Zax: I am not wearing that purple and gold!
Frank C.: You mean the colors that represent Kriegland too?
Juno: No no no no I'm not wearing Vikings merch!
Marshall: Then don't talk about Lennart if it's not related to the current business. The only people who should be talking about Lennart the Viking Lion the most are Swedish people. Okay maybe the other Scandinavians can get a free pass too but Lennart is for Sweden to focus on in the end. Lennart is Sweden's concern, not ours.
Elias: What he said.
Valkyrie Cat: I agree.
Gustav: He's for us to worry about the most.
Zachary: Yup! Yet it sells for some reason. It's not really an efficient or reliable vehicle, but it does what it does even in bad weather, but still overpriced, but hey this Elon Musk we're dealing with here. Now as a reminder, Lennart has skeletonized versions of his weapons, meaning they're lighter and sharper. They're also custom-made for him from our era for his combat needs making him at least 12 times faster against his enemies.
Marshall: In other words, just don't mess with Lennart. But a creative punishment idea for us American allies and G-52s; if Lennart is mentioned outside of Sweden and during his ambassador duties with Leo, the punished must not only wear a Minnesota Vikings jersey for a week, but must learn to lead a marching band to perform the theme song for the football team while being recorded on video.
Zax: I am not wearing that purple and gold!
Frank C.: You mean the colors that represent Kriegland too?
Juno: No no no no I'm not wearing Vikings merch!
Marshall: Then don't talk about Lennart if it's not related to the current business. The only people who should be talking about Lennart the Viking Lion the most are Swedish people. Okay maybe the other Scandinavians can get a free pass too but Lennart is for Sweden to focus on in the end. Lennart is Sweden's concern, not ours.
Elias: What he said.
Valkyrie Cat: I agree.
Gustav: He's for us to worry about the most.
Super C: An excellent solution, Marshall. It's going in the rulebook immediately, Vikings merch and everything.
M.W.: If you're not experienced in conducting music like me and some others, you might struggle with this one.
Cripto: Still, we're not taking any chances.
Lennart: That way, nobody risks jinxing themselves if I were to show up.
Super C: Do note that the new rule for you is that you must give us a word of warning that you are coming. As I said, though, you did nothing wrong; the fault in that scene was the public freaking out.
Lennart: Understood. It will make life easier for all of us. And you learn something every day; I had forgotten Kreigland's patriotic colors were also purple and gold.
C.K./King Leo: Purely a coincidence, I'm certain.
M.W.: If you're not experienced in conducting music like me and some others, you might struggle with this one.
Cripto: Still, we're not taking any chances.
Lennart: That way, nobody risks jinxing themselves if I were to show up.
Super C: Do note that the new rule for you is that you must give us a word of warning that you are coming. As I said, though, you did nothing wrong; the fault in that scene was the public freaking out.
Lennart: Understood. It will make life easier for all of us. And you learn something every day; I had forgotten Kreigland's patriotic colors were also purple and gold.
C.K./King Leo: Purely a coincidence, I'm certain.
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