Ok, yeah this was something new for me. I tried to start out as stream of consciousness, not too sure how well it worked out. Was really trying for the dark humor really.
The initial inspiration was coming home from a long trip just to have someone get in front of me eight of the last ten miles. In a new Porsche with the temporary license still in the back window, jabbering away on a cell phone going ten to fifteen miles under the limit. This kind of thing normally doesn’t bother me too much, but on this occasion I was anxious to get home and he got under my skin. This was the result. By the time I got home I was practically laughing out loud at imagining the gruesome fate he avoided in my mind.
Comments and critiques welcome.