Time once again for another Tops Toon Theater where my boys The Tops, from left to right Toppy, Boxcy, Curly and Socky do a fun riff on cartoon shorts. Bare in mind these are just for fun and we do respect the effort and hard work the animators put into making their cartoon. Plus it's harmless fun. With that in mind.
Toppy: Greetings follow cartoon lovers it is us the mighty Tops at the Tops Toon Theater as we do some fun riffs for another cartoon short found on the net this time a cartoon called King Crowbeard created by http://deviantart.com/Granitoons and http://deviantart.com/TopperHay
Boxcy: Wow two online artists from Deviantart made their own cartoon short?
Toppy: Not only that but they have their own YouTube channel which you can find here https://www.youtube.com/@HRAMComics where they do classic cartoon styles that made remind you of classic Pink Panther shorts, to Rocky and Bullwinkle type shows.
Curly: Duh that's sounds fun I like the classics.
Socky: Yeah man let's watch, swatch, and lwatch ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: Uh...okay Socky now with that out of the way we are going to watch one of their shorts called King Crowbeard a Fairy Tale take on...well fairy tales with Granitoons popular OC Hot Dog playing the host known as the Fairy Dogmother. (To the viewers) and with her looks no wonder they called her Hot Dog!
(Rimshot in background)
Toppy: Which if you want to watch the short yourself before our riffs please click this link here. https://youtu.be/YNPFSC0tsEE?si=Y7ielf6jVbXhEFyQ without further ado. Lets watch.
(Cartoon starts)
Boxcy: I feel like the guys who made Fractured Fairy Tales might sue someone for this.
Curly: Duh she does her famous baton twirl and the release and OOOH! Duh too bad she missed.
Toppy: Oh Miss Dogmother you're forgetting something.
Socky: WOW! What else is she going pull out from in there? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
After Hot Dog says "Now if you're sitting comfortably or uncomfortably if you prefer!"
Tops: WE ARE! UNCOMFORTABLEY PREFERED!
Toppy: A very long time.
Socky: That's the Princess? Man I hate to see what the Prince looks like.
Curly: Duh that's a Princess lifestyle? Duh I lived like that everyday and nobody calls me royalty!
Boxcy: Drags? They got drag queens living with them?
Toppy: HELLO! LADIES IN WAITING!
Boxcy: The Princess sounds like a Kardashian.
Toppy: And yet they all talk like Elton Johns.
Socky: WAH! THE DRAGON! Oh wait that's the Queen. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Curly: Duh WHOA! Good thing she's the Queen she can get away with smacking her daughter's ear.
After the princess asked "You know what would suits me? A diamond carriage with six white horses and a whole cabinet full of creature crunchy and plums, and plums..."
Toppy: Do you want fries with that ma'am?
Boxcy: Okay who's honking their horn?
Curly: Duh some of the suitors just screams stereotypes
Toppy: Too famine? I say's she screams famine beauty.
Curly: Duh I didn't the princess was a member of the LGBT community.
Boxcy: Do you even know what that stands for?
Curly: Duh sure I do it stands for Royal girls banning together.
Toppy: Uh Curly the Royal starts with an R not an L.
Curly: Duh oh then never mind then.
Socky: Man too much of everything for her.
After the Fairy Dogmother says "I married most of them at some stage!"
Tops: OOH! PICK ME! (To each other) TO YOU?! WHY YOU DIRTY THREE-HORN SNAKES! I SAW HER FIRST!
Toppy: Who's been tampering with her story? Writers who don't get paid enough to do this.
Boxcy: This is a boring staring contest between bird and girl.
Curly: Duh and she also like's chewing gum and taking names and she's all out of gum!
After the crow says "Why would you say just cruel and unkind things?"
Toppy: She has to it's in the script.
Boxcy: Money can't buy manners but can sure help pay the bills.
Toppy: Good heavens the Queen exploded.
Socky: Hey the Queen must think her daughter is a Pillbary Dough boy.
Curly: Duh the poor mirror has gone through hell and back.
Toppy: Marry the first beggar she sees?
Tops: OH NO! (To each other) RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Boxcy: Oh no her crazy Aunt is here and she's drunk again!
Curly: Duh is she in pair or is she trying to sing?
Socky: Yeah for mercy! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
After the crazy lady says "I just thought this cartoon needed more of a sexy appeal"
Boxcy: Yeah too bad you don't have any sex appeal to give.
After the Queen says "You know that YouTube won't allow it!"
Toppy: No but sadly they're allowing a lot of bad AI made videos these days.
Socky: Nice shot too bad her highness missed the wall. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: Didn't take the Dogmother to move in on the Princess's room.
Toppy: Hey it's Foghorn's long lost cousin Smoghorn.
Socky: Royal sticks? Man they'll make anyone royalty these days.
Toppy: Uh-oh the Queen has the Grinch's smile on her face.
Boxcy: Oh brother now the Princess is going to kiss the Queen's feet. EWW!
Toppy: Live from Fairy Tale lands it's the Royal River Dancers with Micheal Flatly. YAY!
Socky: Plus without rubbish Hollywood would never come up with so many movies. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Curly: Duh and looky down the North Star is the South Star!
Toppy: What? No Cat star?
Boxcy: Princess if we can do that we all be born into a rich family like you.
Curly: Duh the sun ate something sour.
Socky: Not to mention she is missing her six white horses with her diamond carriage that she is never going to get.
Toppy: Anyone else want ear plugs to stop listening to the farmer crow talk?
Boxcy/Curly/Socky: I DO!
Boxcy: This hall seems endless.
Toppy: It has to be to save on budget costs.
Socky: Man the princess is so dirty she's sprouting weeds.
Boxcy: Yeah the Dogmother learns how to roll over and play dead from watching her owners mate in bed....too far?
Toppy: Maybe a little bit.
Curly: Duh I didn't know Captain Crunch was a drummer before he did breakfast cereals.
Toppy: So they think they can dance.
Boxcy: None of us think they can dance at all!
Socky: And around and around she goes will she ever stop? WHO CARES?! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: Can you guys guess who the cameo's are?
Boxcy/Curly/Socky: NO!
Toppy: Me neither.
Boxcy: I don't know who to feel sorry for? The crow or us for watching that sad scene.
Tops: AH! THE BRIGHT CHECKERED SUIT! IT BURNS!
Curly: Three worms, some corn and a wad of cash. Cheapskate you should have held out for five worms.
Boxcy: Sheesh it's not even happy hour and the Queen is already drunk.
Toppy: And we all laugh, and we laugh, and we laugh some more.
Tops: We don't think there's a moral at all.
(End of the cartoon)
Toppy: And that was the cartoon King Crowbeard. What did you guys think?
Boxcy: In honesty I really enjoyed the animators did a great job on capturing that old school animation style.
Curly: Duh yeah it watching the cartoons like of Rocky and Bullwinkle and made it for today's generations from the art to the characters designs.
Socky: And as corny as the jokes were it's what also gives it that charm that makes this cartoon fun to watch.
Toppy: And other than the farmer crow's voice I just adore the voices for all the characters especially for Hot Dog's character it really suits her. I also hope we can one day see a solo role cartoon for her as the main character. Well that is it for another episode of the Tops Toon Theater so join us again next time.
Toppy: Greetings follow cartoon lovers it is us the mighty Tops at the Tops Toon Theater as we do some fun riffs for another cartoon short found on the net this time a cartoon called King Crowbeard created by http://deviantart.com/Granitoons and http://deviantart.com/TopperHay
Boxcy: Wow two online artists from Deviantart made their own cartoon short?
Toppy: Not only that but they have their own YouTube channel which you can find here https://www.youtube.com/@HRAMComics where they do classic cartoon styles that made remind you of classic Pink Panther shorts, to Rocky and Bullwinkle type shows.
Curly: Duh that's sounds fun I like the classics.
Socky: Yeah man let's watch, swatch, and lwatch ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: Uh...okay Socky now with that out of the way we are going to watch one of their shorts called King Crowbeard a Fairy Tale take on...well fairy tales with Granitoons popular OC Hot Dog playing the host known as the Fairy Dogmother. (To the viewers) and with her looks no wonder they called her Hot Dog!
(Rimshot in background)
Toppy: Which if you want to watch the short yourself before our riffs please click this link here. https://youtu.be/YNPFSC0tsEE?si=Y7ielf6jVbXhEFyQ without further ado. Lets watch.
(Cartoon starts)
Boxcy: I feel like the guys who made Fractured Fairy Tales might sue someone for this.
Curly: Duh she does her famous baton twirl and the release and OOOH! Duh too bad she missed.
Toppy: Oh Miss Dogmother you're forgetting something.
Socky: WOW! What else is she going pull out from in there? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
After Hot Dog says "Now if you're sitting comfortably or uncomfortably if you prefer!"
Tops: WE ARE! UNCOMFORTABLEY PREFERED!
Toppy: A very long time.
Socky: That's the Princess? Man I hate to see what the Prince looks like.
Curly: Duh that's a Princess lifestyle? Duh I lived like that everyday and nobody calls me royalty!
Boxcy: Drags? They got drag queens living with them?
Toppy: HELLO! LADIES IN WAITING!
Boxcy: The Princess sounds like a Kardashian.
Toppy: And yet they all talk like Elton Johns.
Socky: WAH! THE DRAGON! Oh wait that's the Queen. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Curly: Duh WHOA! Good thing she's the Queen she can get away with smacking her daughter's ear.
After the princess asked "You know what would suits me? A diamond carriage with six white horses and a whole cabinet full of creature crunchy and plums, and plums..."
Toppy: Do you want fries with that ma'am?
Boxcy: Okay who's honking their horn?
Curly: Duh some of the suitors just screams stereotypes
Toppy: Too famine? I say's she screams famine beauty.
Curly: Duh I didn't the princess was a member of the LGBT community.
Boxcy: Do you even know what that stands for?
Curly: Duh sure I do it stands for Royal girls banning together.
Toppy: Uh Curly the Royal starts with an R not an L.
Curly: Duh oh then never mind then.
Socky: Man too much of everything for her.
After the Fairy Dogmother says "I married most of them at some stage!"
Tops: OOH! PICK ME! (To each other) TO YOU?! WHY YOU DIRTY THREE-HORN SNAKES! I SAW HER FIRST!
Toppy: Who's been tampering with her story? Writers who don't get paid enough to do this.
Boxcy: This is a boring staring contest between bird and girl.
Curly: Duh and she also like's chewing gum and taking names and she's all out of gum!
After the crow says "Why would you say just cruel and unkind things?"
Toppy: She has to it's in the script.
Boxcy: Money can't buy manners but can sure help pay the bills.
Toppy: Good heavens the Queen exploded.
Socky: Hey the Queen must think her daughter is a Pillbary Dough boy.
Curly: Duh the poor mirror has gone through hell and back.
Toppy: Marry the first beggar she sees?
Tops: OH NO! (To each other) RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Boxcy: Oh no her crazy Aunt is here and she's drunk again!
Curly: Duh is she in pair or is she trying to sing?
Socky: Yeah for mercy! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
After the crazy lady says "I just thought this cartoon needed more of a sexy appeal"
Boxcy: Yeah too bad you don't have any sex appeal to give.
After the Queen says "You know that YouTube won't allow it!"
Toppy: No but sadly they're allowing a lot of bad AI made videos these days.
Socky: Nice shot too bad her highness missed the wall. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha.
Boxcy: Didn't take the Dogmother to move in on the Princess's room.
Toppy: Hey it's Foghorn's long lost cousin Smoghorn.
Socky: Royal sticks? Man they'll make anyone royalty these days.
Toppy: Uh-oh the Queen has the Grinch's smile on her face.
Boxcy: Oh brother now the Princess is going to kiss the Queen's feet. EWW!
Toppy: Live from Fairy Tale lands it's the Royal River Dancers with Micheal Flatly. YAY!
Socky: Plus without rubbish Hollywood would never come up with so many movies. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Curly: Duh and looky down the North Star is the South Star!
Toppy: What? No Cat star?
Boxcy: Princess if we can do that we all be born into a rich family like you.
Curly: Duh the sun ate something sour.
Socky: Not to mention she is missing her six white horses with her diamond carriage that she is never going to get.
Toppy: Anyone else want ear plugs to stop listening to the farmer crow talk?
Boxcy/Curly/Socky: I DO!
Boxcy: This hall seems endless.
Toppy: It has to be to save on budget costs.
Socky: Man the princess is so dirty she's sprouting weeds.
Boxcy: Yeah the Dogmother learns how to roll over and play dead from watching her owners mate in bed....too far?
Toppy: Maybe a little bit.
Curly: Duh I didn't know Captain Crunch was a drummer before he did breakfast cereals.
Toppy: So they think they can dance.
Boxcy: None of us think they can dance at all!
Socky: And around and around she goes will she ever stop? WHO CARES?! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: Can you guys guess who the cameo's are?
Boxcy/Curly/Socky: NO!
Toppy: Me neither.
Boxcy: I don't know who to feel sorry for? The crow or us for watching that sad scene.
Tops: AH! THE BRIGHT CHECKERED SUIT! IT BURNS!
Curly: Three worms, some corn and a wad of cash. Cheapskate you should have held out for five worms.
Boxcy: Sheesh it's not even happy hour and the Queen is already drunk.
Toppy: And we all laugh, and we laugh, and we laugh some more.
Tops: We don't think there's a moral at all.
(End of the cartoon)
Toppy: And that was the cartoon King Crowbeard. What did you guys think?
Boxcy: In honesty I really enjoyed the animators did a great job on capturing that old school animation style.
Curly: Duh yeah it watching the cartoons like of Rocky and Bullwinkle and made it for today's generations from the art to the characters designs.
Socky: And as corny as the jokes were it's what also gives it that charm that makes this cartoon fun to watch.
Toppy: And other than the farmer crow's voice I just adore the voices for all the characters especially for Hot Dog's character it really suits her. I also hope we can one day see a solo role cartoon for her as the main character. Well that is it for another episode of the Tops Toon Theater so join us again next time.
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