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Wait can quicksand rap against her? Probably not but the song is set to be 8 mins long, depending on how well you do it, she will stay afloat. But do you even want to see her afloat? Perhaps failing is an option while GF scolds at you lol
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Wait can quicksand rap against her? Probably not but the song is set to be 8 mins long, depending on how well you do it, she will stay afloat. But do you even want to see her afloat? Perhaps failing is an option while GF scolds at you lol
Commissions closed for now
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Human
Size 2157 x 1708px
File Size 2.73 MB
Here’s my fanmade lore if anyone cares lol
**Narrator:** The humid air of the marsh hung heavy, mirroring the weight on **Girlfriend**'s mind. She stomped down the muddy trail, muttering to herself.
**GF:** (angrily) Nineteen fucking years old! Nineteen! And they still treat me like I’m some goddamn toddler!
**Narrator:** She gestured emphatically.
**GF:** (frustrated) I get it, okay? I’m short. Fine. But look!
**Narrator:** She pointed to her chest.
**GF:** (exasperated) I literally have fucking tits! How much more proof do they need that I’m a goddamn adult?!
**Narrator:** She clutched her head, her voice rising in frustration.
**GF:** (furious) I am so sick and tired of being underestimated by my own piece of shit ass family! “Have you eaten your vegetables, **Girlfriend**?” “Are you talking to strangers, **Girlfriend**?” “Are you staying out too late, **Girlfriend**?” Fuck off! And the soap! The fucking bar of soap in my mouth every time I cuss in front of them! They do it too, the hypocritical assholes!
**Narrator:** She sighed, a hint of resignation in her tone.
**GF:** (softly) **Boyfriend** was right. He told me ages ago to just run away and go live with him. I should’ve listened.
**Narrator:** Lost in her thoughts, **Girlfriend** continued down the trail, oblivious to the danger lurking beneath the deceptively still surface of the marsh. One careless step, and the ground gave way.
**GF:** (yelping in surprise) Whoa!
**Narrator:** She plunged waist-deep into a pool of thick, sticky, squishy, clingy, and surprisingly creamy clay. Her initial thought was panic.
**GF:** (worried, sarcastic) Oh, just perfect. First, the parental bullshit, now quicksand? What’s next, lo-
**Narrator:** She clapped her hands over her mouth as a faint buzzing sound grew louder in the distance.
**GF:** (whispering) Oh, fuck. Locusts. And probably every other disease-carrying bug in this goddamn swamp.
**Narrator:** She lowered her hands, a look of grim determination on her face.
**GF:** (to herself) Close one. Good thing I learned that sometimes it’s best to just shut the fuck up.
**Narrator:** She tried to reach for the edge of the pit, but the clay only seemed to tighten its grip, pulling her further into its embrace.
**GF:** (straining) Ugh! This is not good!
**Narrator:** Frantically, she fumbled for her phone in her pocket.
**GF:** (panicked) Gotta call someone. Gotta get help.
**Narrator:** Her first instinct was to call her parents, but the familiar sting of their inevitable scolding stopped her.
**GF:** (despairingly) Oh god, the “I told you so’s.” They’d never let me live this down. Nope. Not them.
**Narrator:** She scrolled through her contacts and tapped **Boyfriend**’s name. He answered almost immediately.
**BF:** Beep boop?
**GF:** (urgently) **BF**! Thank god! I’m stuck!
**BF:** Boop beep skdoo? Where you at?
**GF:** (breathlessly) I’m in some weird marsh near your house! And it’s not just mud, **BF**! I think it’s quicksand! I’m sinking, fast!
**BF:** Skdoo beep! I’m on my way!
**Narrator:** He hung up. **Girlfriend** clutched her phone, her worry intensifying.
**GF:** (anxiously) How could this get any worse?
**Narrator:** As if on cue, a microphone seemed to materialize in her free hand. A message flashed across her phone screen: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Stay Afloat.”
**GF:** (incredulously) What the fuck? Can quicksand rap against you now? Seriously?
**Narrator:** But there was no time for questions. A beat dropped, and she knew what she had to do.
**Song 1: Quagmire of Quandary**
**(Verse 1 - Girlfriend)**
Trapped in this muck, can’t believe my bad luck
Every step I take down, feels like a hard knock
Parents on my back, now this sticky attack
Is this how it ends? No turning back?
**(Verse 2 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle sound,*
*Sensing your distress all around.*
*Don’t you fret, don’t you fear,*
*Help is closer than it may appear.*
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
Lies! It’s trying to trick me, make me give in
This goopy embrace, it wants to win
Sucking me down, with each missed beat
Gotta fight this feeling, gotta stay on my feet.
**(Verse 4 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a soft caress,*
*Feeling all your pain and stress.*
*Just relax, let go of your fight,*
*I only want to make things right.*
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
Right? You’re pulling me under, can’t you see?
This slimy prison, it’s the end of me!
Every bubble a taunt, every squelch a threat
I won’t let you win, not just yet!
**(Verse 6 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a whispered plea,*
*I can heal you, set you free.*
*This earthly hug, it’s meant to soothe,*
*Release your worries, find the truth.*
**(Verse 7 - Girlfriend)**
Truth? The truth is I’m sinking, can’t you feel?
This muddy monster, it’s all too real!
My arms are getting heavy, my legs are stuck tight
Gotta keep rapping, gotta keep up the fight.
**(Verse 8 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a patient wait,*
*Sealing your uncertain fate.*
*But fate can be kind, if you only allow,*
*This soothing comfort, right here and now.*
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
Comfort? I’m covered in goo, up to my waist!
This is a nightmare, a terrible taste!
Each missed note, I sink a bit more
This rapping survival, what am I fighting for?
**(Verse 10 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle hold,*
*A story waiting to unfold.*
*Let the rhythm guide you, let the earth embrace,*
*Find solace in this tranquil space.*
**(Verse 11 - Girlfriend)**
Tranquil? I’m panicking here, can’t you tell?
This sticky quicksand, it’s a living hell!
My breath is getting shorter, my vision’s unclear
Gotta focus, gotta conquer this fear.
**(Verse 12 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a calming sigh,*
*Beneath the vast and open sky.*
*The earth provides, the earth sustains,*
*Wash away your worries and your pains.*
**(Verse 13 - Girlfriend)**
Pains? My parents are driving me insane!
And now I’m stuck here in this muddy terrain!
This can’t be happening, this can’t be real
This whole damn situation, how do I heal?
**(Verse 14 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a knowing sound,*
*The deepest healing can be found,*
*In letting go, in sinking deep,*
*Where troubled spirits softly sleep.*
**(Verse 15 - Girlfriend)**
Sleep? I’m about to drown, you crazy goo!
This is no time for a nap, what should I do?
My energy’s fading, my voice is getting weak
Gotta find some strength, gotta somehow speak.
**(Verse 16 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a final note,*
*A seed of comfort I have sowed.*
*Listen to your body, listen to your heart,*
*A brand new feeling is about to start.*
**(Verse 17 - Girlfriend)**
My heart is pounding, my body’s tense and tight
But… wait a minute… this doesn’t feel quite right.
This isn’t gritty, it’s smooth and kind of… nice?
Maybe… maybe I’ve been wrong about this vice.
**(Verse 18 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub…*
**(Verse 19 - Girlfriend)**
It ended. I… I actually did it.
**Narrator:** She panted heavily, her arms now pinned to her sides, her hand still holding the microphone above the surface. She was chest-deep in the clay. Sweat plastered her hair to her forehead. But a soft sigh escaped her lips, followed by a small, hesitant smile.
**GF:** (softly) Okay… this stuff… it does feel really nice. Like it’s… hugging me.
**Narrator:** She felt the clay squish against her sides, a strange sensation that was surprisingly pleasant. A soft, quiet moan of bliss escaped her lips. Her hand instinctively reached for the top of her dress.
**GF:** (curiously, nervously) I… I wonder what it would feel like if it… touched all of me.
**Narrator:** The thought took root, a compelling curiosity she couldn't ignore.
**GF:** (determined) I have to know.
**Narrator:** With a deep breath, she pulled her dress over her head and let it fall to the side. The clay flowed slowly, thickly, and refreshingly against her bare skin.
**GF:** (gasping) Holy shit!
**Narrator:** The sensation was unlike anything she had ever experienced. The clay stuck, clung, and pressed against her skin with an unspeakable snugness.
**GF:** (awestruck) This isn’t quicksand… it’s… it’s clay! Pure, fresh, sinking clay!
**Narrator:** Memories of childhood adventures in muddy puddles flooded her mind. Tears of joy welled up in her eyes, her blush deepening to a bright red, but this time, it was pure pleasure.
**GF:** (blissfully) Thank goodness!
**Narrator:** Overwhelmed by the sensation, she reveled in the clay's embrace.
**GF:** (contentedly) I’ve never felt anything this snug since **BF** wrapped me up in those weighted latex blankets. But this… this is…
**Narrator:** She paused, searching for the right word.
**GF:** (ecstatically) Bliss doesn’t even cover it! This is euphoric! Therapeutic! Heavenly!
**Narrator:** She tossed her dress aside and slipped off her high heels, letting them sink into the goop. Slapping her clay-covered arms down on the side, she grabbed handfuls of the cool, creamy substance and began burying herself in it.
**GF:** (pleasured sigh) Oh, this is amazing.
**Narrator:** The weight of the clay on her breasts was surprisingly comforting, pulling her deeper into its embrace.
**GF:** (happily) It feels so healing… so silky… so creamy… and look!
**Narrator:** She watched, mesmerized, as the clay began to mold and knead itself around her form, wrapping her in a smooth, creamy layer.
**GF:** (dreamily) So snuggly… so goddamn snuggly… I love snuggles! Especially from **BF**, but this… this is a close second.
**Narrator:** She felt the tension from her earlier argument with her parents melt away.
**GF:** (thoughtfully) I’m definitely coming back here when I need to de-stress. This is way better than therapy. And it’s free!
**Narrator:** She scooped up more clay and spread it over her body, lost in the heavenly pleasure.
**GF:** (giggling) This is so much better than dealing with them.
**Narrator:** Time seemed to melt away as **Girlfriend** enjoyed her impromptu mud bath. The clay held her firm, its resistance a comforting reminder that she wasn't going anywhere.
**GF:** (contentedly) It really doesn’t want me to get out. And honestly? I don’t think I want to get out either.
**Narrator:** She admired the clay, its suction a strange source of comfort.
**GF:** (amazed) I never thought being stuck could feel so… good. All it took was getting used to it. Accepting it. Enjoying it.
**Narrator:** For the next ten minutes, she reveled in the sensation, the squelching sounds oddly calming. She looked at the grey expanse surrounding her, her perspective completely shifted.
**GF:** (softly) It’s not gross at all. It’s… beautiful.
**Narrator:** A sudden thought sparked in her mind.
**GF:** (curiously) I wonder… with how creamy and silky this is…
**Narrator:** She reached for her phone, still miraculously working despite its muddy coating.
**GF:** (searching) “Is clay good for your skin?” Let’s see…
**Narrator:** Her eyes widened as she read the search results aloud.
**GF:** (reading) “Yes, clay can be beneficial for your skin in several ways. Absorbs excess oil, exfoliates dead skin cells, reduces inflammation, detoxifies the skin, improves skin texture…” Holy shit!
**Narrator:** The realization dawned on her.
**GF:** (excitedly) This isn’t just a way to de-stress! It’s a spa treatment! A natural lotion! Forget quicksand! This is Mother Nature’s Lotion!
**Narrator:** She felt a tingling sensation as the clay worked its magic on her skin.
**GF:** (happily) I am *definitely* coming back here. And it’s free!
**Narrator:** She thought of **Boyfriend**, the worry she had initially felt for him now replaced with a mischievous grin.
**GF:** (to herself) I bet I look so hot right now.
**Narrator:** She grabbed her phone and called him again.
**BF:** Beep? You okay?
**GF:** (cheerfully) I’m more than okay, **BF**! There’s something you need to know.
**BF:** Skdoo beep? What is it?
**GF:** (excitedly) I’m not in quicksand! It’s clay! Amazing, wonderful, snuggly clay! It feels like a second skin!
**BF:** Beep boop? Clay? I thought you were sinking?
**GF:** (apologetically) I was wrong! So wrong! The stress from my parents blinded me. It’s pure, fresh, lotion-y sinking clay! And it’s actually super good for your skin!
**BF:** (relieved) Oh, thank god you’re alright.
**GF:** (playfully) I am alright! More than alright! But… it’s getting a little lonely in here by myself.
**BF:** Beep?
**GF:** (invitingly) Wanna join me? The suction is incredible! It feels like the clay is possessive of me!
**BF:** Skdoo beep! I’m on my way!
**Narrator:** He hung up, and **Girlfriend** smiled, anticipation bubbling within her. She noticed the familiar message on her screen: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Stay Afloat.”
**GF:** (thoughtfully) Stay afloat? Nah.
**Narrator:** She looked at the message, a knowing smirk on her face.
**GF:** (confidently) This rap battle wasn’t about survival. It was optional.
**Narrator:** As if sensing her realization, the message disappeared, replaced by: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Sink Deeper.”
**GF:** (gleefully) Sink deeper? Oh, I like the sound of that! More creamy goodness, more snuggly embrace! And my skin still feels a little tense from earlier.
**Narrator:** She held the microphone gently, no longer a weapon against a threat, but a tool for further immersion.
**GF:** (softly) Ready for more.
**Narrator:** Soft, soothing music began to play. The clay, now a comforting ally, bubbled smoothly and thickly.
**Song 2: Earthy Embrace**
**(Verse 1 - Girlfriend)**
Oh, dear clay, I misjudged you so
Thought you were a danger, a force to overthrow
But your silky touch, it tells a different tale
A soothing comfort that will never fail.
**(Verse 2 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle flow,*
*Glad you’re starting now to know.*
*My earthy hug, it’s meant to mend,*
*A faithful comfort without end.*
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
I’m sorry, clay, for the fight I put up
I didn’t understand your loving cup
This creamy texture, against my bare skin
A sensual pleasure from deep within.
**(Verse 4 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, I understand,*
*Fear can grip with a heavy hand.*
*But trust in me, let worries cease,*
*Sink deeper now and find your peace.*
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
Each squish and each squelch, a melody sweet
As your goopy embrace becomes complete
This suction holding me, I love it so
Preventing escape, nowhere else to go.
**(Verse 6 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a loving hold,*
*A story in the earth unfolds.*
*Relax your limbs, let tension fade,*
*In this soft cradle you are laid.*
**(Verse 7 - Girlfriend)**
I thought I wanted freedom, to break away
But in your embrace, I want to stay
This feeling of being held, so firm and deep
In your muddy haven, my secrets I’ll keep.
**(Verse 8 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a silent vow,*
*To cherish and protect you now.*
*Sink down further, don’t you fret,*
*This earthy haven you won’t forget.*
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
Your coolness refreshes, your weight feels so right
Enveloping my body in the fading sunlight
Each bubble a whisper, a loving soft sigh
As deeper and deeper, contentedly I lie.
**(Verse 10 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a soothing balm,*
*Protecting you from any harm.*
*Let your spirit gently sway,*
*In my embrace, come what may.*
**(Verse 11 - Girlfriend)**
The grey now surrounds me, a comforting sight
Touching my cheeks in the fading light
I nestle within you, no longer afraid
In this earthy cocoon, a sanctuary made.
**(Verse 12 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a tender kiss,*
*Pure and filled with earthy bliss.*
*Rest your head and close your eyes,*
*Beneath the vast and starry skies.*
**(Verse 13 - Girlfriend)**
This feels much better than my city bed
Like a soft mattress, where I can lay my head
Your squelch is a lullaby, holding me tight
As your silky embrace feels oh so right.
**(Verse 14 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle hum,*
*Knowing soon your love will come.*
*I’ll hold you safe until they’re near,*
*Washing away all doubt and fear.*
**(Verse 15 - Girlfriend)**
Thank you, dear clay, for this chance to unwind
A peaceful escape, a tranquil mind
I’ll wait here for **BF**, in your loving hold
A story of comfort, in earth’s embrace unfolds.
**(Verse 16 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, my pleasure’s great,*
*Sealing your peaceful, happy state.*
*Soon you’ll share this sweet delight,*
*Bathed in the soft and fading light.*
**(Verse 17 - Girlfriend)**
Your texture is heaven, so creamy and grand
The best kind of lotion in all of the land
I’ll tell all my friends about this place I have found
Where earthy comfort does truly abound.
**(Verse 18 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a joyful sound,*
*As happiness does now surround.*
*Embrace this moment, sweet and pure,*
*Your earthly comfort will forever endure.*
**(Verse 19 - Girlfriend)**
I close my eyes now, a smile on my face
In your loving embrace, I’ve found my happy place
Waiting for **BF**, in this muddy delight
Everything feels perfect, everything feels right.
**(Verse 20 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub…*
**(Verse 21 - Girlfriend)**
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
**Narrator:** The clay glurped and glubbed lovingly around her as **Girlfriend** nestled deeper, a serene smile gracing her lips. She closed her eyes, content to wait for **Boyfriend** in her earthy haven. The clay felt much more comfortable than any bed she had ever known, a natural mattress that cradled her in its silky embrace. She was filled with a sense of peace and anticipation.
**Narrator:** Soon, **Boyfriend** arrived, his face a mixture of relief and amusement as he saw **Girlfriend** chin-deep in the clay. He was panting, his hair disheveled, and a grimace of pain flickered across his face as he favored his twisted ankle. But the sight of **Girlfriend**’s blissful expression eased his worry. He noticed her discarded dress and the faint strains of soothing music emanating from the pit. A blush crept across his cheeks as he took in the adorable sight of his girlfriend, utterly content in the muddy embrace.
**BF:** Beep boop! You look… comfy.
**Narrator:** He quickly stripped down to his underwear, placing his clothes beside hers, and carefully lowered himself into the creamy clay next to **Girlfriend**. A gasp of pleasure escaped his lips as the cool, smooth substance enveloped him up to his chest.
**BF:** Skdoo beep! You were right! This feels… amazing!
**Narrator:** He looked at **Girlfriend**, her eyes sparkling with happiness as she gazed up at him. He reached out a clay-covered hand and gently pulled her closer, massaging her shoulders and rubbing more clay onto her cheek.
**GF:** (giggling) It’s even better with you here, **BF**.
**Narrator:** **Boyfriend** began piling the clay around **Girlfriend**, tucking her in with the heavy, dense goop. She felt the weight of the clay and her lover surrounding her, a sense of profound comfort washing over her.
**GF:** (softly) It feels like… like being wrapped in the best weighted blanket ever.
**Narrator:** Tears of joy welled up in her eyes as she looked at **Boyfriend**, her heart overflowing with love.
**GF:** (sincerely) I love you so much, **BF**. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
**BF:** (embracing her) Beep boop. I love you too.
**Narrator:** He kissed her forehead, and **Girlfriend** pressed her head against his chest, sobbing softly with happiness. **Boyfriend** felt the clay working its magic on his aching muscles.
**BF:** (blissfully) You were right. This does feel really good on my skin.
**GF:** (comfortingly) Just relax, **BF**. Let go. Sink in. The clay will take care of you.
**Narrator:** He looked down at his chest as the clay molded itself around him.
**BF:** Skdoo beep! It’s snuggling me too!
**GF:** (smiling) Feels like heaven, doesn’t it?
**BF:** Beep boop. It really does. I never want to leave.
**GF:** (contentedly) Me neither. Now that you’re here.
**Narrator:** Suddenly, a new beat began to play, the familiar message appearing on **Boyfriend**’s phone: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Serenade Your Partner.”
**BF:** (grinning) Ready for the creamiest concert ever?
**GF:** (taking her microphone) Always ready for you, **BF**.
**Narrator:** They looked at each other, their faces covered in clay, their eyes shining with love, and began to sing.
**Song 3: Sunken Serenade**
**(Verse 1 - Boyfriend)**
In this muddy haven, with you by my side
No fancy restaurant, nowhere to hide
Just the earth embracing, holding us near
My love for you, my darling, is crystal clear.
**(Verse 2 - Girlfriend)**
The clay keeps us close, in its gentle hold
A story of love, in earth’s pages unfolds
Your touch is so sweet, your eyes shine so bright
Being here with you, feels perfectly right.
**(Verse 3 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay sings along,*
*To the melody of a love so strong.*
*Two hearts entwined, in this earthy bliss,*
*A moment like this, we’d never want to miss.*
**(Verse 4 - Boyfriend)**
I can’t feel anything but this creamy goo
Smooshing and smothering, just me and you
This natural lotion, a gift from the ground
The softest skin, nowhere else to be found.
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
The way it holds us, so snug and so tight
Like we were meant to be here, in the fading light
This isn’t just clay, it’s a magical thing
The joy that it brings, makes my heart sing.
**(Verse 6 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay whispers low,*
*Of a love that continues to grow.*
*In this muddy embrace, our spirits take flight,*
*Bathed in the beauty of the starry night.*
**(Verse 7 - Boyfriend)**
Bliss has a new meaning, right here with you
Feels like we’re in heaven, the sky shining through
Angels are hugging us, in this holy massage
A sensation so perfect, time cannot ravage.
**(Verse 8 - Girlfriend)**
I’ll remember this moment, forever and more
This beautiful feeling, I truly adore
The best thing I’ve known, in all of my days
Lost in your loving, in countless sweet ways.
**(Verse 9 - Boyfriend)**
Snuggly and warm, just like you, my dear
Your love surrounds me, banishing all fear
This creamy embrace, a gift from the earth
Proving our love’s true and immeasurable worth.
**(Verse 10 - Girlfriend)**
You’re just way too adorable, my sweet **BF**
This moment with you, brings such sweet relief
Let’s stay here forever, in this muddy delight
Wrapped in each other, throughout the long night.
**(Verse 11 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay joins our song,*
*Where we truly belong, where we’re happy and strong.*
*In this earthy sanctuary, our love will reside,*
*Forever together, side by side.*
**Narrator:** The song ended, and they nuzzled each other, their faces close, covered in the smooth, grey clay.
**BF:** Beep boop. I love the way the clay keeps us so close.
**GF:** (smiling) Me too. It’s like it was made for us.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. Look at it! It’s like a giant, free lotion bath! My skin has never felt softer.
**GF:** (dreamily) In this clay pit, bliss has a whole new meaning. It feels like we’re in heaven, and the angels are giving us a holy massage.
**BF:** Beep boop. I’ll never forget this. This is the best thing I’ve ever experienced.
**Narrator:** They tilted their heads back, feeling the clay mold perfectly around them.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. You were right. It’s so snuggly. Just like you.
**GF:** (adorably) Awwwwwwwww~! You’re so cute!
**Narrator:** She pulled him into a long, lingering kiss, their lips smooching through the layer of clay. They spent the rest of the day bathing in the sensual clay, cuddling and showering each other with affection. As the moon rose, painting the sky with silver light, they gazed at the stars.
**GF:** (softly) It’s so beautiful out here.
**BF:** Beep boop. Just you, me, the clay, the stars, and the moon. Perfect.
**GF:** (pointing) Look! The Big Dipper, right next to Orion!
**BF:** (awestruck) Skdoo beep! Amazing!
**GF:** (smiling at him) Stargazing in a super gooey, snuggly clay pit? Best Friday Night ever!
**BF:** Beep boop. Couldn’t agree more.
**Narrator:** They continued to gaze at the sky, spotting constellations in the velvety darkness.
**BF:** You know, even though you’re covered in clay…
**GF:** (interrupting) I know, I know. Some people might think I’m a mess.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. But I don’t.
**GF:** (confidently) I know you don’t.
**BF:** Beep boop. From now on, no more fancy restaurants for dates. Just us and the clay.
**GF:** (happily) And no more expensive outfits we can’t afford! Just sinking in and enjoying every minute.
**Narrator:** Hours later, as the first hints of dawn began to paint the horizon, they both yawned.
**BF:** Beep boop. Good night.
**GF:** (sleepily) Sweet dreams.
**Narrator:** And with that, they surrendered. They let the clay take them under, engulfing them completely, leaving only blissful bubbles on the surface. Beneath the clay, a fourth song began.
**Song 4: Submerged Slumber**
**(Verse 1 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay holds us tight,*
*As stars fade away in the soft morning light.*
*Wrapped in this comfort, a gentle embrace,*
*Finding sweet slumber in this earthy space.*
**(Verse 2 - Boyfriend)**
The clay massages, each inch of my skin
A creamy sensation from deep within
My eyelids are heavy, my body feels weak
In this muddy slumber, sweet rest I will seek.
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
Your touch beside me, so loving and warm
Sheltered from worries, protected from harm
The earth is our blanket, so heavy and deep
In this tranquil submersion, we peacefully sleep.
**(Verse 4 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, a lullaby low,*
*As deeper and deeper, we softly go.*
*The world fades away, all troubles cease,*
*In this shared slumber, we find our release.*
**(Verse 5 - Boyfriend)**
This second skin, a gift from the ground
The most beautiful present, can’t be found
I drift off to slumber, with you by my side
In this clay-covered dream, our love will abide.
**(Verse 6 - Girlfriend)**
The creamy sensation, all over my face
A feeling of comfort, in this peaceful place
My heart beats so softly, my breathing is slow
In this muddy submersion, our love continues to grow.
**(Verse 7 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the earth sings us to sleep,*
*Secrets it whispers, promises to keep.*
*Of love that endures, through darkness and light,*
*In this clay-filled slumber, everything’s right.*
**(Verse 8 - Boyfriend)**
I feel you beside me, a comforting weight
Sealed in this clay, escaping all hate
The world above vanishes, worries disappear
In this earthy embrace, there’s nothing to fear.
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
This is the relief, when life weighs you down
A simple clay pit, where peace can be found
We’ve learned a new lesson, beneath the marshy ground
In this muddy submersion, true happiness is crowned.
**(Verse 10 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub…*
**Narrator:** They had fallen into a deep sleep, cuddled close, embraced by the clay as much as they embraced each other. The song faded into the gentle sounds of the marsh.
**Narrator:** The next morning, the marsh was still and silent, the birds chirping their cheerful melodies. The surface of the clay remained undisturbed. Until… two figures, completely coated in dried clay, slowly emerged, their heads popping up at chin depth. It was **Boyfriend** and **Girlfriend**, who had slept soundly beneath the surface all night.
**GF:** (yawning) Good morning, **BF**.
**BF:** (stretching his clay-covered arms) Beep boop. Good morning. You look… beautifully muddy.
**GF:** (blushing) You too, cutie. Completely covered in Mother Nature’s Lotion.
**Narrator:** They both blushed at each other’s compliments. The sun shone down, the flowers bloomed, and then, **Girlfriend**’s phone buzzed.
**GF:** (curiously) Wonder who that could be?
**Narrator:** She reached her clay-covered hand for her phone, a sense of foreboding washing over her as she saw the caller ID: Mom.
**GF:** (sighing) Well, that’s one way to ruin a fucking morning.
**Narrator:** She read the text message aloud, her voice laced with annoyance.
**GF:** (reading) “Where the hell have you been?! You were gone all night! What did we tell you about staying out too late?” Oh, here we go.
**BF:** Beep? What should we do?
**GF:** (nervously) I don’t know… maybe I should just text a lie?
**Narrator:** Another message popped up.
**GF:** (reading, her voice rising in anger) “When you get back home, young lady, you are grounded!” Grounded?! “Young lady”? “Little girl”? That’s it! I’ve had enough!
**Narrator:** Her eyes narrowed, a surge of independence coursing through her veins.
**GF:** (determined) No more lies. No more tiptoeing around their bullshit. I’m telling them the goddamn truth.
**Narrator:** Her fingers flew across the screen, typing out a message filled with righteous anger.
**GF:** (typing) “I ran away to de-stress. Found a clay pit. Sank in it. Stayed there all night. Might stay here forever because I’m sick and tired of you treating me like a goddamn baby who doesn’t know what two plus two is! And guess what? **BF**’s with me! So you can shove your grounding up your asses!”
**Narrator:** She hit send, immediately blocked both her parents’ numbers, and unfollowed them on every social media platform. Then, remembering other potential avenues of contact, she took a deep breath and hurled her phone as far as she could. The satisfying crack as it shattered against a rock echoed through the marsh.
**GF:** (exhaling) Ahhh. That feels better.
**Narrator:** She sank up to her nose in the clay, a wave of relief washing over her.
**BF:** (concerned) Beep boop? You okay?
**Narrator:** **Boyfriend** gently patted her head with his clay-covered hand. The simple gesture, combined with the calming sensation of the clay, soothed her frayed nerves.
**GF:** (softly) Yeah. I’m okay. Just need some more time in this clay with you.
**BF:** (smiling) Skdoo beep. Me too.
**Narrator:** He hugged her close, the clay squishing between them.
**GF:** (looking at him, a new light in her eyes) Ready to start a new life, **BF**?
**BF:** (confidently) Beep boop. Definitely.
**Narrator:** And as the sun climbed higher in the sky, casting a golden glow over the marsh, **Boyfriend** and **Girlfriend** knew they were finally free. Free from overbearing parents, free to be themselves, and free to embrace their muddy, wonderful, and very snuggly future together.
**Narrator:** The humid air of the marsh hung heavy, mirroring the weight on **Girlfriend**'s mind. She stomped down the muddy trail, muttering to herself.
**GF:** (angrily) Nineteen fucking years old! Nineteen! And they still treat me like I’m some goddamn toddler!
**Narrator:** She gestured emphatically.
**GF:** (frustrated) I get it, okay? I’m short. Fine. But look!
**Narrator:** She pointed to her chest.
**GF:** (exasperated) I literally have fucking tits! How much more proof do they need that I’m a goddamn adult?!
**Narrator:** She clutched her head, her voice rising in frustration.
**GF:** (furious) I am so sick and tired of being underestimated by my own piece of shit ass family! “Have you eaten your vegetables, **Girlfriend**?” “Are you talking to strangers, **Girlfriend**?” “Are you staying out too late, **Girlfriend**?” Fuck off! And the soap! The fucking bar of soap in my mouth every time I cuss in front of them! They do it too, the hypocritical assholes!
**Narrator:** She sighed, a hint of resignation in her tone.
**GF:** (softly) **Boyfriend** was right. He told me ages ago to just run away and go live with him. I should’ve listened.
**Narrator:** Lost in her thoughts, **Girlfriend** continued down the trail, oblivious to the danger lurking beneath the deceptively still surface of the marsh. One careless step, and the ground gave way.
**GF:** (yelping in surprise) Whoa!
**Narrator:** She plunged waist-deep into a pool of thick, sticky, squishy, clingy, and surprisingly creamy clay. Her initial thought was panic.
**GF:** (worried, sarcastic) Oh, just perfect. First, the parental bullshit, now quicksand? What’s next, lo-
**Narrator:** She clapped her hands over her mouth as a faint buzzing sound grew louder in the distance.
**GF:** (whispering) Oh, fuck. Locusts. And probably every other disease-carrying bug in this goddamn swamp.
**Narrator:** She lowered her hands, a look of grim determination on her face.
**GF:** (to herself) Close one. Good thing I learned that sometimes it’s best to just shut the fuck up.
**Narrator:** She tried to reach for the edge of the pit, but the clay only seemed to tighten its grip, pulling her further into its embrace.
**GF:** (straining) Ugh! This is not good!
**Narrator:** Frantically, she fumbled for her phone in her pocket.
**GF:** (panicked) Gotta call someone. Gotta get help.
**Narrator:** Her first instinct was to call her parents, but the familiar sting of their inevitable scolding stopped her.
**GF:** (despairingly) Oh god, the “I told you so’s.” They’d never let me live this down. Nope. Not them.
**Narrator:** She scrolled through her contacts and tapped **Boyfriend**’s name. He answered almost immediately.
**BF:** Beep boop?
**GF:** (urgently) **BF**! Thank god! I’m stuck!
**BF:** Boop beep skdoo? Where you at?
**GF:** (breathlessly) I’m in some weird marsh near your house! And it’s not just mud, **BF**! I think it’s quicksand! I’m sinking, fast!
**BF:** Skdoo beep! I’m on my way!
**Narrator:** He hung up. **Girlfriend** clutched her phone, her worry intensifying.
**GF:** (anxiously) How could this get any worse?
**Narrator:** As if on cue, a microphone seemed to materialize in her free hand. A message flashed across her phone screen: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Stay Afloat.”
**GF:** (incredulously) What the fuck? Can quicksand rap against you now? Seriously?
**Narrator:** But there was no time for questions. A beat dropped, and she knew what she had to do.
**Song 1: Quagmire of Quandary**
**(Verse 1 - Girlfriend)**
Trapped in this muck, can’t believe my bad luck
Every step I take down, feels like a hard knock
Parents on my back, now this sticky attack
Is this how it ends? No turning back?
**(Verse 2 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle sound,*
*Sensing your distress all around.*
*Don’t you fret, don’t you fear,*
*Help is closer than it may appear.*
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
Lies! It’s trying to trick me, make me give in
This goopy embrace, it wants to win
Sucking me down, with each missed beat
Gotta fight this feeling, gotta stay on my feet.
**(Verse 4 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a soft caress,*
*Feeling all your pain and stress.*
*Just relax, let go of your fight,*
*I only want to make things right.*
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
Right? You’re pulling me under, can’t you see?
This slimy prison, it’s the end of me!
Every bubble a taunt, every squelch a threat
I won’t let you win, not just yet!
**(Verse 6 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a whispered plea,*
*I can heal you, set you free.*
*This earthly hug, it’s meant to soothe,*
*Release your worries, find the truth.*
**(Verse 7 - Girlfriend)**
Truth? The truth is I’m sinking, can’t you feel?
This muddy monster, it’s all too real!
My arms are getting heavy, my legs are stuck tight
Gotta keep rapping, gotta keep up the fight.
**(Verse 8 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a patient wait,*
*Sealing your uncertain fate.*
*But fate can be kind, if you only allow,*
*This soothing comfort, right here and now.*
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
Comfort? I’m covered in goo, up to my waist!
This is a nightmare, a terrible taste!
Each missed note, I sink a bit more
This rapping survival, what am I fighting for?
**(Verse 10 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle hold,*
*A story waiting to unfold.*
*Let the rhythm guide you, let the earth embrace,*
*Find solace in this tranquil space.*
**(Verse 11 - Girlfriend)**
Tranquil? I’m panicking here, can’t you tell?
This sticky quicksand, it’s a living hell!
My breath is getting shorter, my vision’s unclear
Gotta focus, gotta conquer this fear.
**(Verse 12 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a calming sigh,*
*Beneath the vast and open sky.*
*The earth provides, the earth sustains,*
*Wash away your worries and your pains.*
**(Verse 13 - Girlfriend)**
Pains? My parents are driving me insane!
And now I’m stuck here in this muddy terrain!
This can’t be happening, this can’t be real
This whole damn situation, how do I heal?
**(Verse 14 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a knowing sound,*
*The deepest healing can be found,*
*In letting go, in sinking deep,*
*Where troubled spirits softly sleep.*
**(Verse 15 - Girlfriend)**
Sleep? I’m about to drown, you crazy goo!
This is no time for a nap, what should I do?
My energy’s fading, my voice is getting weak
Gotta find some strength, gotta somehow speak.
**(Verse 16 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a final note,*
*A seed of comfort I have sowed.*
*Listen to your body, listen to your heart,*
*A brand new feeling is about to start.*
**(Verse 17 - Girlfriend)**
My heart is pounding, my body’s tense and tight
But… wait a minute… this doesn’t feel quite right.
This isn’t gritty, it’s smooth and kind of… nice?
Maybe… maybe I’ve been wrong about this vice.
**(Verse 18 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub…*
**(Verse 19 - Girlfriend)**
It ended. I… I actually did it.
**Narrator:** She panted heavily, her arms now pinned to her sides, her hand still holding the microphone above the surface. She was chest-deep in the clay. Sweat plastered her hair to her forehead. But a soft sigh escaped her lips, followed by a small, hesitant smile.
**GF:** (softly) Okay… this stuff… it does feel really nice. Like it’s… hugging me.
**Narrator:** She felt the clay squish against her sides, a strange sensation that was surprisingly pleasant. A soft, quiet moan of bliss escaped her lips. Her hand instinctively reached for the top of her dress.
**GF:** (curiously, nervously) I… I wonder what it would feel like if it… touched all of me.
**Narrator:** The thought took root, a compelling curiosity she couldn't ignore.
**GF:** (determined) I have to know.
**Narrator:** With a deep breath, she pulled her dress over her head and let it fall to the side. The clay flowed slowly, thickly, and refreshingly against her bare skin.
**GF:** (gasping) Holy shit!
**Narrator:** The sensation was unlike anything she had ever experienced. The clay stuck, clung, and pressed against her skin with an unspeakable snugness.
**GF:** (awestruck) This isn’t quicksand… it’s… it’s clay! Pure, fresh, sinking clay!
**Narrator:** Memories of childhood adventures in muddy puddles flooded her mind. Tears of joy welled up in her eyes, her blush deepening to a bright red, but this time, it was pure pleasure.
**GF:** (blissfully) Thank goodness!
**Narrator:** Overwhelmed by the sensation, she reveled in the clay's embrace.
**GF:** (contentedly) I’ve never felt anything this snug since **BF** wrapped me up in those weighted latex blankets. But this… this is…
**Narrator:** She paused, searching for the right word.
**GF:** (ecstatically) Bliss doesn’t even cover it! This is euphoric! Therapeutic! Heavenly!
**Narrator:** She tossed her dress aside and slipped off her high heels, letting them sink into the goop. Slapping her clay-covered arms down on the side, she grabbed handfuls of the cool, creamy substance and began burying herself in it.
**GF:** (pleasured sigh) Oh, this is amazing.
**Narrator:** The weight of the clay on her breasts was surprisingly comforting, pulling her deeper into its embrace.
**GF:** (happily) It feels so healing… so silky… so creamy… and look!
**Narrator:** She watched, mesmerized, as the clay began to mold and knead itself around her form, wrapping her in a smooth, creamy layer.
**GF:** (dreamily) So snuggly… so goddamn snuggly… I love snuggles! Especially from **BF**, but this… this is a close second.
**Narrator:** She felt the tension from her earlier argument with her parents melt away.
**GF:** (thoughtfully) I’m definitely coming back here when I need to de-stress. This is way better than therapy. And it’s free!
**Narrator:** She scooped up more clay and spread it over her body, lost in the heavenly pleasure.
**GF:** (giggling) This is so much better than dealing with them.
**Narrator:** Time seemed to melt away as **Girlfriend** enjoyed her impromptu mud bath. The clay held her firm, its resistance a comforting reminder that she wasn't going anywhere.
**GF:** (contentedly) It really doesn’t want me to get out. And honestly? I don’t think I want to get out either.
**Narrator:** She admired the clay, its suction a strange source of comfort.
**GF:** (amazed) I never thought being stuck could feel so… good. All it took was getting used to it. Accepting it. Enjoying it.
**Narrator:** For the next ten minutes, she reveled in the sensation, the squelching sounds oddly calming. She looked at the grey expanse surrounding her, her perspective completely shifted.
**GF:** (softly) It’s not gross at all. It’s… beautiful.
**Narrator:** A sudden thought sparked in her mind.
**GF:** (curiously) I wonder… with how creamy and silky this is…
**Narrator:** She reached for her phone, still miraculously working despite its muddy coating.
**GF:** (searching) “Is clay good for your skin?” Let’s see…
**Narrator:** Her eyes widened as she read the search results aloud.
**GF:** (reading) “Yes, clay can be beneficial for your skin in several ways. Absorbs excess oil, exfoliates dead skin cells, reduces inflammation, detoxifies the skin, improves skin texture…” Holy shit!
**Narrator:** The realization dawned on her.
**GF:** (excitedly) This isn’t just a way to de-stress! It’s a spa treatment! A natural lotion! Forget quicksand! This is Mother Nature’s Lotion!
**Narrator:** She felt a tingling sensation as the clay worked its magic on her skin.
**GF:** (happily) I am *definitely* coming back here. And it’s free!
**Narrator:** She thought of **Boyfriend**, the worry she had initially felt for him now replaced with a mischievous grin.
**GF:** (to herself) I bet I look so hot right now.
**Narrator:** She grabbed her phone and called him again.
**BF:** Beep? You okay?
**GF:** (cheerfully) I’m more than okay, **BF**! There’s something you need to know.
**BF:** Skdoo beep? What is it?
**GF:** (excitedly) I’m not in quicksand! It’s clay! Amazing, wonderful, snuggly clay! It feels like a second skin!
**BF:** Beep boop? Clay? I thought you were sinking?
**GF:** (apologetically) I was wrong! So wrong! The stress from my parents blinded me. It’s pure, fresh, lotion-y sinking clay! And it’s actually super good for your skin!
**BF:** (relieved) Oh, thank god you’re alright.
**GF:** (playfully) I am alright! More than alright! But… it’s getting a little lonely in here by myself.
**BF:** Beep?
**GF:** (invitingly) Wanna join me? The suction is incredible! It feels like the clay is possessive of me!
**BF:** Skdoo beep! I’m on my way!
**Narrator:** He hung up, and **Girlfriend** smiled, anticipation bubbling within her. She noticed the familiar message on her screen: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Stay Afloat.”
**GF:** (thoughtfully) Stay afloat? Nah.
**Narrator:** She looked at the message, a knowing smirk on her face.
**GF:** (confidently) This rap battle wasn’t about survival. It was optional.
**Narrator:** As if sensing her realization, the message disappeared, replaced by: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Sink Deeper.”
**GF:** (gleefully) Sink deeper? Oh, I like the sound of that! More creamy goodness, more snuggly embrace! And my skin still feels a little tense from earlier.
**Narrator:** She held the microphone gently, no longer a weapon against a threat, but a tool for further immersion.
**GF:** (softly) Ready for more.
**Narrator:** Soft, soothing music began to play. The clay, now a comforting ally, bubbled smoothly and thickly.
**Song 2: Earthy Embrace**
**(Verse 1 - Girlfriend)**
Oh, dear clay, I misjudged you so
Thought you were a danger, a force to overthrow
But your silky touch, it tells a different tale
A soothing comfort that will never fail.
**(Verse 2 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle flow,*
*Glad you’re starting now to know.*
*My earthy hug, it’s meant to mend,*
*A faithful comfort without end.*
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
I’m sorry, clay, for the fight I put up
I didn’t understand your loving cup
This creamy texture, against my bare skin
A sensual pleasure from deep within.
**(Verse 4 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, I understand,*
*Fear can grip with a heavy hand.*
*But trust in me, let worries cease,*
*Sink deeper now and find your peace.*
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
Each squish and each squelch, a melody sweet
As your goopy embrace becomes complete
This suction holding me, I love it so
Preventing escape, nowhere else to go.
**(Verse 6 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a loving hold,*
*A story in the earth unfolds.*
*Relax your limbs, let tension fade,*
*In this soft cradle you are laid.*
**(Verse 7 - Girlfriend)**
I thought I wanted freedom, to break away
But in your embrace, I want to stay
This feeling of being held, so firm and deep
In your muddy haven, my secrets I’ll keep.
**(Verse 8 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a silent vow,*
*To cherish and protect you now.*
*Sink down further, don’t you fret,*
*This earthy haven you won’t forget.*
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
Your coolness refreshes, your weight feels so right
Enveloping my body in the fading sunlight
Each bubble a whisper, a loving soft sigh
As deeper and deeper, contentedly I lie.
**(Verse 10 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a soothing balm,*
*Protecting you from any harm.*
*Let your spirit gently sway,*
*In my embrace, come what may.*
**(Verse 11 - Girlfriend)**
The grey now surrounds me, a comforting sight
Touching my cheeks in the fading light
I nestle within you, no longer afraid
In this earthy cocoon, a sanctuary made.
**(Verse 12 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a tender kiss,*
*Pure and filled with earthy bliss.*
*Rest your head and close your eyes,*
*Beneath the vast and starry skies.*
**(Verse 13 - Girlfriend)**
This feels much better than my city bed
Like a soft mattress, where I can lay my head
Your squelch is a lullaby, holding me tight
As your silky embrace feels oh so right.
**(Verse 14 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a gentle hum,*
*Knowing soon your love will come.*
*I’ll hold you safe until they’re near,*
*Washing away all doubt and fear.*
**(Verse 15 - Girlfriend)**
Thank you, dear clay, for this chance to unwind
A peaceful escape, a tranquil mind
I’ll wait here for **BF**, in your loving hold
A story of comfort, in earth’s embrace unfolds.
**(Verse 16 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, my pleasure’s great,*
*Sealing your peaceful, happy state.*
*Soon you’ll share this sweet delight,*
*Bathed in the soft and fading light.*
**(Verse 17 - Girlfriend)**
Your texture is heaven, so creamy and grand
The best kind of lotion in all of the land
I’ll tell all my friends about this place I have found
Where earthy comfort does truly abound.
**(Verse 18 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub blub, a joyful sound,*
*As happiness does now surround.*
*Embrace this moment, sweet and pure,*
*Your earthly comfort will forever endure.*
**(Verse 19 - Girlfriend)**
I close my eyes now, a smile on my face
In your loving embrace, I’ve found my happy place
Waiting for **BF**, in this muddy delight
Everything feels perfect, everything feels right.
**(Verse 20 - Clay Bubbling)**
*Blub…*
**(Verse 21 - Girlfriend)**
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
**Narrator:** The clay glurped and glubbed lovingly around her as **Girlfriend** nestled deeper, a serene smile gracing her lips. She closed her eyes, content to wait for **Boyfriend** in her earthy haven. The clay felt much more comfortable than any bed she had ever known, a natural mattress that cradled her in its silky embrace. She was filled with a sense of peace and anticipation.
**Narrator:** Soon, **Boyfriend** arrived, his face a mixture of relief and amusement as he saw **Girlfriend** chin-deep in the clay. He was panting, his hair disheveled, and a grimace of pain flickered across his face as he favored his twisted ankle. But the sight of **Girlfriend**’s blissful expression eased his worry. He noticed her discarded dress and the faint strains of soothing music emanating from the pit. A blush crept across his cheeks as he took in the adorable sight of his girlfriend, utterly content in the muddy embrace.
**BF:** Beep boop! You look… comfy.
**Narrator:** He quickly stripped down to his underwear, placing his clothes beside hers, and carefully lowered himself into the creamy clay next to **Girlfriend**. A gasp of pleasure escaped his lips as the cool, smooth substance enveloped him up to his chest.
**BF:** Skdoo beep! You were right! This feels… amazing!
**Narrator:** He looked at **Girlfriend**, her eyes sparkling with happiness as she gazed up at him. He reached out a clay-covered hand and gently pulled her closer, massaging her shoulders and rubbing more clay onto her cheek.
**GF:** (giggling) It’s even better with you here, **BF**.
**Narrator:** **Boyfriend** began piling the clay around **Girlfriend**, tucking her in with the heavy, dense goop. She felt the weight of the clay and her lover surrounding her, a sense of profound comfort washing over her.
**GF:** (softly) It feels like… like being wrapped in the best weighted blanket ever.
**Narrator:** Tears of joy welled up in her eyes as she looked at **Boyfriend**, her heart overflowing with love.
**GF:** (sincerely) I love you so much, **BF**. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
**BF:** (embracing her) Beep boop. I love you too.
**Narrator:** He kissed her forehead, and **Girlfriend** pressed her head against his chest, sobbing softly with happiness. **Boyfriend** felt the clay working its magic on his aching muscles.
**BF:** (blissfully) You were right. This does feel really good on my skin.
**GF:** (comfortingly) Just relax, **BF**. Let go. Sink in. The clay will take care of you.
**Narrator:** He looked down at his chest as the clay molded itself around him.
**BF:** Skdoo beep! It’s snuggling me too!
**GF:** (smiling) Feels like heaven, doesn’t it?
**BF:** Beep boop. It really does. I never want to leave.
**GF:** (contentedly) Me neither. Now that you’re here.
**Narrator:** Suddenly, a new beat began to play, the familiar message appearing on **Boyfriend**’s phone: “(SPACE) Rhythmically To Serenade Your Partner.”
**BF:** (grinning) Ready for the creamiest concert ever?
**GF:** (taking her microphone) Always ready for you, **BF**.
**Narrator:** They looked at each other, their faces covered in clay, their eyes shining with love, and began to sing.
**Song 3: Sunken Serenade**
**(Verse 1 - Boyfriend)**
In this muddy haven, with you by my side
No fancy restaurant, nowhere to hide
Just the earth embracing, holding us near
My love for you, my darling, is crystal clear.
**(Verse 2 - Girlfriend)**
The clay keeps us close, in its gentle hold
A story of love, in earth’s pages unfolds
Your touch is so sweet, your eyes shine so bright
Being here with you, feels perfectly right.
**(Verse 3 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay sings along,*
*To the melody of a love so strong.*
*Two hearts entwined, in this earthy bliss,*
*A moment like this, we’d never want to miss.*
**(Verse 4 - Boyfriend)**
I can’t feel anything but this creamy goo
Smooshing and smothering, just me and you
This natural lotion, a gift from the ground
The softest skin, nowhere else to be found.
**(Verse 5 - Girlfriend)**
The way it holds us, so snug and so tight
Like we were meant to be here, in the fading light
This isn’t just clay, it’s a magical thing
The joy that it brings, makes my heart sing.
**(Verse 6 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay whispers low,*
*Of a love that continues to grow.*
*In this muddy embrace, our spirits take flight,*
*Bathed in the beauty of the starry night.*
**(Verse 7 - Boyfriend)**
Bliss has a new meaning, right here with you
Feels like we’re in heaven, the sky shining through
Angels are hugging us, in this holy massage
A sensation so perfect, time cannot ravage.
**(Verse 8 - Girlfriend)**
I’ll remember this moment, forever and more
This beautiful feeling, I truly adore
The best thing I’ve known, in all of my days
Lost in your loving, in countless sweet ways.
**(Verse 9 - Boyfriend)**
Snuggly and warm, just like you, my dear
Your love surrounds me, banishing all fear
This creamy embrace, a gift from the earth
Proving our love’s true and immeasurable worth.
**(Verse 10 - Girlfriend)**
You’re just way too adorable, my sweet **BF**
This moment with you, brings such sweet relief
Let’s stay here forever, in this muddy delight
Wrapped in each other, throughout the long night.
**(Verse 11 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay joins our song,*
*Where we truly belong, where we’re happy and strong.*
*In this earthy sanctuary, our love will reside,*
*Forever together, side by side.*
**Narrator:** The song ended, and they nuzzled each other, their faces close, covered in the smooth, grey clay.
**BF:** Beep boop. I love the way the clay keeps us so close.
**GF:** (smiling) Me too. It’s like it was made for us.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. Look at it! It’s like a giant, free lotion bath! My skin has never felt softer.
**GF:** (dreamily) In this clay pit, bliss has a whole new meaning. It feels like we’re in heaven, and the angels are giving us a holy massage.
**BF:** Beep boop. I’ll never forget this. This is the best thing I’ve ever experienced.
**Narrator:** They tilted their heads back, feeling the clay mold perfectly around them.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. You were right. It’s so snuggly. Just like you.
**GF:** (adorably) Awwwwwwwww~! You’re so cute!
**Narrator:** She pulled him into a long, lingering kiss, their lips smooching through the layer of clay. They spent the rest of the day bathing in the sensual clay, cuddling and showering each other with affection. As the moon rose, painting the sky with silver light, they gazed at the stars.
**GF:** (softly) It’s so beautiful out here.
**BF:** Beep boop. Just you, me, the clay, the stars, and the moon. Perfect.
**GF:** (pointing) Look! The Big Dipper, right next to Orion!
**BF:** (awestruck) Skdoo beep! Amazing!
**GF:** (smiling at him) Stargazing in a super gooey, snuggly clay pit? Best Friday Night ever!
**BF:** Beep boop. Couldn’t agree more.
**Narrator:** They continued to gaze at the sky, spotting constellations in the velvety darkness.
**BF:** You know, even though you’re covered in clay…
**GF:** (interrupting) I know, I know. Some people might think I’m a mess.
**BF:** Skdoo beep. But I don’t.
**GF:** (confidently) I know you don’t.
**BF:** Beep boop. From now on, no more fancy restaurants for dates. Just us and the clay.
**GF:** (happily) And no more expensive outfits we can’t afford! Just sinking in and enjoying every minute.
**Narrator:** Hours later, as the first hints of dawn began to paint the horizon, they both yawned.
**BF:** Beep boop. Good night.
**GF:** (sleepily) Sweet dreams.
**Narrator:** And with that, they surrendered. They let the clay take them under, engulfing them completely, leaving only blissful bubbles on the surface. Beneath the clay, a fourth song began.
**Song 4: Submerged Slumber**
**(Verse 1 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the clay holds us tight,*
*As stars fade away in the soft morning light.*
*Wrapped in this comfort, a gentle embrace,*
*Finding sweet slumber in this earthy space.*
**(Verse 2 - Boyfriend)**
The clay massages, each inch of my skin
A creamy sensation from deep within
My eyelids are heavy, my body feels weak
In this muddy slumber, sweet rest I will seek.
**(Verse 3 - Girlfriend)**
Your touch beside me, so loving and warm
Sheltered from worries, protected from harm
The earth is our blanket, so heavy and deep
In this tranquil submersion, we peacefully sleep.
**(Verse 4 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, a lullaby low,*
*As deeper and deeper, we softly go.*
*The world fades away, all troubles cease,*
*In this shared slumber, we find our release.*
**(Verse 5 - Boyfriend)**
This second skin, a gift from the ground
The most beautiful present, can’t be found
I drift off to slumber, with you by my side
In this clay-covered dream, our love will abide.
**(Verse 6 - Girlfriend)**
The creamy sensation, all over my face
A feeling of comfort, in this peaceful place
My heart beats so softly, my breathing is slow
In this muddy submersion, our love continues to grow.
**(Verse 7 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub, the earth sings us to sleep,*
*Secrets it whispers, promises to keep.*
*Of love that endures, through darkness and light,*
*In this clay-filled slumber, everything’s right.*
**(Verse 8 - Boyfriend)**
I feel you beside me, a comforting weight
Sealed in this clay, escaping all hate
The world above vanishes, worries disappear
In this earthy embrace, there’s nothing to fear.
**(Verse 9 - Girlfriend)**
This is the relief, when life weighs you down
A simple clay pit, where peace can be found
We’ve learned a new lesson, beneath the marshy ground
In this muddy submersion, true happiness is crowned.
**(Verse 10 - Boyfriend & Girlfriend)**
*Blub blub…*
**Narrator:** They had fallen into a deep sleep, cuddled close, embraced by the clay as much as they embraced each other. The song faded into the gentle sounds of the marsh.
**Narrator:** The next morning, the marsh was still and silent, the birds chirping their cheerful melodies. The surface of the clay remained undisturbed. Until… two figures, completely coated in dried clay, slowly emerged, their heads popping up at chin depth. It was **Boyfriend** and **Girlfriend**, who had slept soundly beneath the surface all night.
**GF:** (yawning) Good morning, **BF**.
**BF:** (stretching his clay-covered arms) Beep boop. Good morning. You look… beautifully muddy.
**GF:** (blushing) You too, cutie. Completely covered in Mother Nature’s Lotion.
**Narrator:** They both blushed at each other’s compliments. The sun shone down, the flowers bloomed, and then, **Girlfriend**’s phone buzzed.
**GF:** (curiously) Wonder who that could be?
**Narrator:** She reached her clay-covered hand for her phone, a sense of foreboding washing over her as she saw the caller ID: Mom.
**GF:** (sighing) Well, that’s one way to ruin a fucking morning.
**Narrator:** She read the text message aloud, her voice laced with annoyance.
**GF:** (reading) “Where the hell have you been?! You were gone all night! What did we tell you about staying out too late?” Oh, here we go.
**BF:** Beep? What should we do?
**GF:** (nervously) I don’t know… maybe I should just text a lie?
**Narrator:** Another message popped up.
**GF:** (reading, her voice rising in anger) “When you get back home, young lady, you are grounded!” Grounded?! “Young lady”? “Little girl”? That’s it! I’ve had enough!
**Narrator:** Her eyes narrowed, a surge of independence coursing through her veins.
**GF:** (determined) No more lies. No more tiptoeing around their bullshit. I’m telling them the goddamn truth.
**Narrator:** Her fingers flew across the screen, typing out a message filled with righteous anger.
**GF:** (typing) “I ran away to de-stress. Found a clay pit. Sank in it. Stayed there all night. Might stay here forever because I’m sick and tired of you treating me like a goddamn baby who doesn’t know what two plus two is! And guess what? **BF**’s with me! So you can shove your grounding up your asses!”
**Narrator:** She hit send, immediately blocked both her parents’ numbers, and unfollowed them on every social media platform. Then, remembering other potential avenues of contact, she took a deep breath and hurled her phone as far as she could. The satisfying crack as it shattered against a rock echoed through the marsh.
**GF:** (exhaling) Ahhh. That feels better.
**Narrator:** She sank up to her nose in the clay, a wave of relief washing over her.
**BF:** (concerned) Beep boop? You okay?
**Narrator:** **Boyfriend** gently patted her head with his clay-covered hand. The simple gesture, combined with the calming sensation of the clay, soothed her frayed nerves.
**GF:** (softly) Yeah. I’m okay. Just need some more time in this clay with you.
**BF:** (smiling) Skdoo beep. Me too.
**Narrator:** He hugged her close, the clay squishing between them.
**GF:** (looking at him, a new light in her eyes) Ready to start a new life, **BF**?
**BF:** (confidently) Beep boop. Definitely.
**Narrator:** And as the sun climbed higher in the sky, casting a golden glow over the marsh, **Boyfriend** and **Girlfriend** knew they were finally free. Free from overbearing parents, free to be themselves, and free to embrace their muddy, wonderful, and very snuggly future together.
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