"A crown? How quaint. Prince Phillip can wear his out in public again. The 1800's called, they want their uniform back"

You may look like a King, but you sound like an idiot. You know most royals are inbred right?

They he's the chosen one, chosen by the Kremlin.

Pink: "I've got my eye on you"

When he's waltzing about with that smug grin, he's up to no good.