"Blonsky says nobody likes me because of my so-called 'ego' or whatever, but what he doesn't know is that I have an advantage. I can literally touch metal and become metal. What does he have? The fact he looks like a mutated lizard from a failed science experiment?"

Carl Creel, also known as the Absorbing Man, is Blonsky's next-door neighbor. He's also loud, crass, selfish, and generally not a popular person. He has the ability of absorb any element and have his entire body be made out of said element, and uses his power as popularity points to become well-known and loved. Thing is, noone in Knowhere likes him, but how's that going to stop him from trying to get attention?

Non-Inktober submission! Here's a retake of the Absorbing Man, a fictional crush of mine and how he gives me Ubu vibes.