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You mean Duke Nukem For Never? Pretty much that. Duke went geriatric with 15 seconds sprint, two gun limit, magical health regen and all that CoD shizzniz that has no place in a Duke game. But atleast the humor remained somewhat.
Also - And I have FIFTEEN packets of gum, punk.
Also - And I have FIFTEEN packets of gum, punk.
Well you also gotta think that his health really isn't his health. That's his Ego. Nukem with no Ego is no Nukem at all.
And the two gun limit was to help heighten the difficulty in the game, I mean - I've seen people beat DN3D on the hardest difficulty without dying. So remove the inventory system and replace it with something that could make people choose how hard they want to make it.
And the two gun limit was to help heighten the difficulty in the game, I mean - I've seen people beat DN3D on the hardest difficulty without dying. So remove the inventory system and replace it with something that could make people choose how hard they want to make it.
I still say it was meh, but hey, you have your views and I have mine we're square.
Just saying though, if the devs went with the same routine as Croteam did with Serious Sam HD remakes, nobody would complain. Yes, DNF isn't a remake but the point still stands, 1up the graphics, leave the formula the fuck alone, everybody's happy.
Just saying though, if the devs went with the same routine as Croteam did with Serious Sam HD remakes, nobody would complain. Yes, DNF isn't a remake but the point still stands, 1up the graphics, leave the formula the fuck alone, everybody's happy.
Well, don't get me wrong it obviously has it's flaws, but it's a fairly solid shooter.
The problem wasn't how long it took to arrive; the problem was that it changed so many hands between the closings and lawsuits, that no two people from the same team worked on it during the same timeframe.
What one team was working on got twisted when the next team took over, then the next, and it eventually fell apart into what DNF became.
The problem wasn't how long it took to arrive; the problem was that it changed so many hands between the closings and lawsuits, that no two people from the same team worked on it during the same timeframe.
What one team was working on got twisted when the next team took over, then the next, and it eventually fell apart into what DNF became.
I can pretty much assume this conversation's done with but I just wanted to add something...
Remember the one part where Duke wanted some punk teen off of his throne? and he was compliant to do what he wanted? I kinda thought Duke would have done something like "Hey Kid want an even better souvenir?" *punch, then props him up and leans in near the unconscious teen while giving a forced smile to the camera with a thumbs up* smile for the camera dipshit!" *shoves the teen off the throne then stuffs the picture in the teens pocket then leaves for the Duke lair*
Least that's what I would have done if I wrote the game.
Remember the one part where Duke wanted some punk teen off of his throne? and he was compliant to do what he wanted? I kinda thought Duke would have done something like "Hey Kid want an even better souvenir?" *punch, then props him up and leans in near the unconscious teen while giving a forced smile to the camera with a thumbs up* smile for the camera dipshit!" *shoves the teen off the throne then stuffs the picture in the teens pocket then leaves for the Duke lair*
Least that's what I would have done if I wrote the game.
Seriously, this game would be worth the cost of a new computer w/ a quad-core power cooled system; I have been waiting that long. I've been hooked on The Duke since I first played DUKE NUKEM 64 (in which that phrase appears in the beginning of Ch19 'Raw Meat' "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum." ).
That, and I've been itching to play Transformers: War for Cybertron.
That, and I've been itching to play Transformers: War for Cybertron.
Yeah, that totally pissed me off when they did it. I'm surprised they left any of the sexual in-jokes in the game (The Eager Beaver trucking company: "We give our competition a good lickin'!", Lewinski's Clam Juice, The Golden Showerhead company, etc). They did have one strip club in the game, though, The Booby Trap. Though you couldn't actually go inside much (just through the air ducts to an office to rescue a babe).
Duke Nukem 64 was a let-down as far as The Duke goes, but they said in a press release that they wanted "....to tone it down for the children. Because, after all, we can't control who plays this game, and we want the whole family to enjoy it; not just the adults." Which is stupid when you think about it, since they can't control who plays Duke Nukem 3D either, and holy fuck does that game have sexual puns (as well as outright sexual content). But eh, for a console game it was alright. Wish I still had it, too, but I let a friend of mine borrow it and I haven't seen it since.
Duke Nukem 64 was a let-down as far as The Duke goes, but they said in a press release that they wanted "....to tone it down for the children. Because, after all, we can't control who plays this game, and we want the whole family to enjoy it; not just the adults." Which is stupid when you think about it, since they can't control who plays Duke Nukem 3D either, and holy fuck does that game have sexual puns (as well as outright sexual content). But eh, for a console game it was alright. Wish I still had it, too, but I let a friend of mine borrow it and I haven't seen it since.
Dayum, yet another great game come and gone while waiting for my new computer to arrive.. Oh well, at least I can keep saving, and waiting, and hoping the thing is as ludicrously psychotic as it, and the Duke, used to be. 8)
Man, whats it take to DDoS this thing? We're going to need a bigger pipe.
Wonder if Furry Duke chews Wrigglys. 8)
Cos he sure as hell wouldnt be on fruit gum. 8)
Man, whats it take to DDoS this thing? We're going to need a bigger pipe.
Wonder if Furry Duke chews Wrigglys. 8)
Cos he sure as hell wouldnt be on fruit gum. 8)
Stolen from the 1988 SciFi Movie "They Live" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkhmd2KkCKo
From the wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The Exact line:
Nada: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Other Quotes: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/quotes
From the wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The Exact line:
Nada: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Other Quotes: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/quotes
Woo hoo duke art!
As for the game itself it wasn't that bad, but it also wasn't all that it could have been. Hopefully they'll do another so that they can work out some of the problems.
My biggest complaint was that ign gave the game a bad review, because...
Duke takes a shot a halo.
It was both sad and funny that 1/3 of their review was them saying that basically halo can't be made fun of in a game or the game will be rated harsher.
As for the game itself it wasn't that bad, but it also wasn't all that it could have been. Hopefully they'll do another so that they can work out some of the problems.
My biggest complaint was that ign gave the game a bad review, because...
Duke takes a shot a halo.
It was both sad and funny that 1/3 of their review was them saying that basically halo can't be made fun of in a game or the game will be rated harsher.
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