“‘You Wanna Make Us Feel Real Good’ but me, Bren, Yasu, and Jeremiah Stapleton sing it (Lyrics only)”

Should we do an audio version?

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Jeremiah Stapleton by pikachuthetfguy443

This was NOT meant to offend anyone. This is something I did simply for fun, inspired by "See Me, Feel Me, Gnomey" from The Powerpuff Girls. https://youtu.be/cGhrlj81Za0

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(Open: Brendan is relaxing in a bathtub, enjoying himself after making a deal we Libra, Yasu and Jeremiah Stapleton for peace and breaking it. Their shadows appear in the walls made of leaves. Brendan looks up, his smile fading slightly. One of the leaves falls down, revealing all three girls with their hands on their hips. They begin to approach Brendan.)

Libra and Yasu: Ah...

Jeremiah: You wanna say your words? You wanna make a deal? You wanna change the world? You wanna make us feel... real good?

Yasu: Real good?

Libra: Real good?

(Brendan runs away in fear, only to be confronted by the trio.)

Libra and Jeremiah: Ah...

(Brendan runs up a stem, rides on a rosebud, and uses a petal as a parachute, only to land in front of Yasu's foot.)

Yasu: Since the dawn of time, there never can be a place for you, and not us three! You can't have bad...

Jeremiah: You can't have bad...

Libra: ...without the good.

(Brendan sprints up a spiraling stem and a symbol of yin and yang. He jumps into a black hole and falls down a background full of black and white spots.)

All three: Ooh, oh, don't you know, that everybody knows, the yin and yang's the master plan? Ooh, oh, don't you know, that everybody knows, the yin and yang's the master plan?

Jeremiah and Yasu: Ah...

Libra: We sold our lives...for you to save! But it was all lies! Say hello to your grave! (Brendan falls between all three and lands in a grave) You're going down!

(Brendan plummets through a deep hole.)

Jeremiah: Going down!

Yasu: Going down!

(Brendan suddenly comes back up, standing on a rose)

Brendan: Now lemme tell you! You don't scare me! I ain't no fool! Look what's up my sleeve!

(he electrocutes all three with Zappies. The camera pans across all three of them, who have expressions of agony.)

Chai Lai Lufti de Santra Megido... Chai Lai Lufti de Santra Megido...
(long note) Ohhhhh...

(Finally, the beam stops. The trio members collapse; Yasu lies facedown, and the other two are lying on their backs. Libra slowly opens her eyes, becoming angry. He gets back up and approaches him intimidatingly.)

Libra: There's no dark without the light! There's no dim without the bright!

Jeremiah: There's no warm without the cold! There's no weak without the bold!

Yasu: There's no sun without the moon! There's no fork without the spoon!

Libra: There's no silence without noise! There's no girls without the boys!

(Brendan waggles his fingers, attempting to summon another laser, only to realize it is ineffective. He looks at his hands worriedly. All three shadows are upon him as he backs away.)

Jeremiah: There's no dark without the light! (Brendan: Chai lai) There's no dim without the bright! (lufti de)

Yasu: There's no warm without the cold! (santra) There's no weak without the bold! (megido)

Libra: There's no sun without the moon! (Chai lai) There's no fork without the spoon! (lufti de)

Jeremiah: There's no joy without the sad! (Santra) There's no good without the bad! (megido)

Yasu: There's no dark without the light! (Chai lai) There's no dim without the bright! (OH CHAI LAI..) There's no warm without the cold! (Dai lai) There's no weak without the bold! (lufti de)

(Brendan continues backing away until he walks out the window. They keep following him as he backs onto one of the branches of his rose lair.)

All three: There's no sun without the moon! There's no fork without the spoon! There's no joy without the sad! (Santra megido) There's no good without the BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

(Brendan realizes he's dangerously close to falling off the edge of the branch and waves his arms, trying to pick himself up, only to plummet at last. As he falls, he has an epiphany.)

Brendan: (spoken) As I descend to Earth and I view the universe above me... (inhales sharply) I realize that life evolves, revolves, and dissolves completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my... utopian... mind.