Another song lyrics project; for this one, instead of one of the wrestlers for Jackal's new FWA (Furry Wrestling Association), the song is actually about one of the referees, a cheetah named Sam Martinez. He is more famously known as "Swift-Paw Sam" because of his lightning-fast reflexes. According to the story, he has been known to do fast counts on occasion, but this was only done to spite Porgie, the cantankerous purple gorilla heel manager who instigated a hostile takeover of wrestling and tried to rig everything so that his way was the only way, and that nobody would ever beat his client, Georgie (the black gorilla wrestler). However, nothing Porgie tried ever worked.

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IMPORTANT! These lyrics came from my experiences writing custom lyrics using the AI music tool Suno, since I began using the AI stuff 1) as a way to help me relax, and it does help de-stress me; the only other thing I use AI for is image and art generations in order to see what all my OCs look like because I cannot draw, and 2) I would have written the lyrics anyway. Suno's policy is that it owns all rights (although it will sell you commercial rights if desired) to all music it generates. If there are lyrics, it owns the rights if you let it generate it for you, or it gives you all rights to the lyrics if you use custom mode and write them yourself. The latter is the case here, and so any songs where I wrote the lyrics from scratch, I will share with you here.

If the lyrics were generated (either by Suno or another source such as Google Gemini) and I still decide to share them with you, I will put them in the description.

The music Suno put these lyrics to is in the key of E-flat minor for both version, since Suno generates 2 songs at a time. It has a high-energy rock feel to it.