That looks dangerous.

And that’s a good thing. The Pokémon in the gym need to take into account who is defending me.

Yeah true.

My respects to alakazam

Alakazam is great. He always finds time for me, even if he’s busy training. The main thing is not to distract him from his work—he doesn't like that. He works in finance. Though, for him, it’s really more of a hobby than a job. He doesn't even use a calculator 😊

I see x3 💕
It's a miracle that he hasn't added you to his collection and always has time to be the owner of your house and take care of you even as an adult

Several times, I truly tested his patience to the limit. For some of my transgressions, he would have destroyed an ordinary person on the spot. But he always forgives me. He senses that my mother and I do not fear him, but love him—truly. And he reciprocates that love 😊😊😊

Hehe telling you lucky while alakazam shrinks waiters, vendors or zoo workers cruelly while putting them in his collection is an understatement

Agreed. You really need to stay on good terms with Alakazam. That’s far better than being shrunk down, waiting for your fate, and getting crushed under the foot of Alakazam, Blaze, or Korra. Although, being crushed isn't actually the worst possible fate. Sometimes Alakazam treats little humans far more cruelly—for instance, by crushing them piece by piece with his fingers...

My God, what does one have to do to earn such mutilation from Alakazam?

It depends on his mood—and nothing else. In rare cases, Alakazam selects the form of punishment based on the crime. Sometimes, he simply wants to inflict severe torment upon someone before executing them.

Given how easy it is to make me angry, I imagine those punishments must be very frequent.

It happens almost every day. And as a rule, he has no trouble adding to his collection. People make mistakes every day, which means there is someone to punish every day. People should be grateful that he doesn't go roaming from city to city, deciding the fates of vast numbers of people in a matter of minutes. For no one is without sin. And even so, sometimes he punishes not only the guilty. Occasionally, my mother might order him to deal with someone, and naturally, he isn't one to stand idly by. In fact, a portion of Alakazam's collection consists of those who have incurred my mother's wrath. And they occupy a special place in Alakazam's domain. He does not execute them. However, the torment he inflicts upon them is utterly humiliating. Remember how I mentioned his fondness for competitions? Those who are condemned—typically four individuals per game—must, despite their diminutive size, scrub his feet clean within the span of an hour. Those who lose are transformed into mere stains upon the soles of his feet, while the victors await the next round. Now, as for those in this "special category": should they lose, they are spared from being trampled. Instead, Alakazam compels them to lick his feet until they gleam. The victors, meanwhile, are sent back to rest. And this cycle has continued for decades.)))))