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The Colgan Problem #9
by StoneRabbit
Blacksuppositored and debased
a day ago
-"*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*monch*"
-"Bea ? You alright, girl ?"
-"Why wouldn't I be !?" Bea stared at Rob, startling him a bit.
-"You're eating them papers like it's nothing. I don't want you to choke on me."
-"I know, I know, but I have to do it ! I have to find the-"
She suddenly stops munching and takes a creepy glance at you.
-"That's it..."
She slowly gets up and approaches Rob, gently raising her hand towards you.
-"THAT'S IT ! EUREKA !"
Without even having time to ask Bea what she means, she violently rips you from Rob's pocket and stuffs you in her mouth !
Rob, having kept his guard up since his return to the office, immediately launches at her, keeping her immobile with his many limbs.
Inside Bea's mouth, you are frantically fighting against her slimy tongue as it tries to push you further and further down her throat. You hold on to her braces like your life depends on it. Actually, it does !
-"BEA ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING !?? NO ! STAHP !"
-"What the heck is happening down there !?" A distressed Paul yells from the ceiling, unable to help.
-"Bea has got the munchies ! The crazy kind !" Rob responds.
Rob grows two arms to grab onto Bea's jaws and pry her mouth open. You immediately seize the opportunity to jump out. Landing be damned. You'd rather get stepped on by Bea or engulfed by Rob's fluffy biomass again over being digested.
-"ACK ! NO ! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ! I HAVE TO EAT HIM !" Bea gesticulates and snarls like a rabid animal, but Rob has successfully neutralized her.
-"What do you mean you have to eat him ?" Paul yells. "Have you gone insane !?"
-"The numbers... the equation... it all makes sense now. All answers lead to me eating Niels !" Bea confidently says.
-"What equation ? Is this about all those things you scribbled ?" You respond, looking at all the papers scattered on the floor.
-"Look, I know it sucks, me eating that guy and all, but numbers don't lie ! This is the answer" Bea tells Rob and Paul, completely ignoring you.
-"The answer to what ?" Rob asks, now visibly irritated.
-"EVERYTHING !"
Rob groans and drags Bea away from you. An argument erupts between them, but you are too distracted by Bea's scribblings to pay attention.
What looked like nonsensical doodles at the first sight now reveal potential highly advanced methematical equations, carefully drawn diagrams and erratic side notes. Most of it is written in unknown symbols, but there's a consistency to it. You feel like you could decipher these, given some time.
No time to think anymore though, as you see Bea walking towards you, no longer held captive by Rob.
-"Niels ?"
You look up at her, still coated in her saliva, and ready to bolt at any sudden movement.
-"I'm sorry for trying to eat you. It won't happen again."
She doesn't even try to hide the fact that she clearly doesn't believe her own words. You can see Rob staring daggers at her from behind.
-"Even though I think this is what's best for us all." She adds sarcastically.
-"BEA !" Rob yells. "We gotta, like, figure this shit out ! Why is everyone and everything going crazy and all ! Niels, you're like, the smart one here. What should we do ?"
You're not even sure yourself what to answer to that. Right now, only two things cross your mind.
1. Find the director.
2. Investigate Bea's scribblings further.
-"Bea ? You alright, girl ?"
-"Why wouldn't I be !?" Bea stared at Rob, startling him a bit.
-"You're eating them papers like it's nothing. I don't want you to choke on me."
-"I know, I know, but I have to do it ! I have to find the-"
She suddenly stops munching and takes a creepy glance at you.
-"That's it..."
She slowly gets up and approaches Rob, gently raising her hand towards you.
-"THAT'S IT ! EUREKA !"
Without even having time to ask Bea what she means, she violently rips you from Rob's pocket and stuffs you in her mouth !
Rob, having kept his guard up since his return to the office, immediately launches at her, keeping her immobile with his many limbs.
Inside Bea's mouth, you are frantically fighting against her slimy tongue as it tries to push you further and further down her throat. You hold on to her braces like your life depends on it. Actually, it does !
-"BEA ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING !?? NO ! STAHP !"
-"What the heck is happening down there !?" A distressed Paul yells from the ceiling, unable to help.
-"Bea has got the munchies ! The crazy kind !" Rob responds.
Rob grows two arms to grab onto Bea's jaws and pry her mouth open. You immediately seize the opportunity to jump out. Landing be damned. You'd rather get stepped on by Bea or engulfed by Rob's fluffy biomass again over being digested.
-"ACK ! NO ! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ! I HAVE TO EAT HIM !" Bea gesticulates and snarls like a rabid animal, but Rob has successfully neutralized her.
-"What do you mean you have to eat him ?" Paul yells. "Have you gone insane !?"
-"The numbers... the equation... it all makes sense now. All answers lead to me eating Niels !" Bea confidently says.
-"What equation ? Is this about all those things you scribbled ?" You respond, looking at all the papers scattered on the floor.
-"Look, I know it sucks, me eating that guy and all, but numbers don't lie ! This is the answer" Bea tells Rob and Paul, completely ignoring you.
-"The answer to what ?" Rob asks, now visibly irritated.
-"EVERYTHING !"
Rob groans and drags Bea away from you. An argument erupts between them, but you are too distracted by Bea's scribblings to pay attention.
What looked like nonsensical doodles at the first sight now reveal potential highly advanced methematical equations, carefully drawn diagrams and erratic side notes. Most of it is written in unknown symbols, but there's a consistency to it. You feel like you could decipher these, given some time.
No time to think anymore though, as you see Bea walking towards you, no longer held captive by Rob.
-"Niels ?"
You look up at her, still coated in her saliva, and ready to bolt at any sudden movement.
-"I'm sorry for trying to eat you. It won't happen again."
She doesn't even try to hide the fact that she clearly doesn't believe her own words. You can see Rob staring daggers at her from behind.
-"Even though I think this is what's best for us all." She adds sarcastically.
-"BEA !" Rob yells. "We gotta, like, figure this shit out ! Why is everyone and everything going crazy and all ! Niels, you're like, the smart one here. What should we do ?"
You're not even sure yourself what to answer to that. Right now, only two things cross your mind.
1. Find the director.
2. Investigate Bea's scribblings further.
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Ooh, maw stuff, I knew that was the right choice~Let's investigate Bea's scribblings further.
Everyone has gone crazy.