The Colgan Problem #11
by StoneRabbit
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a day ago
POW!
You have a breakthrough, and it hits you like a punch in the face. The kind of punch that energizes you further instead of knocking you out.
You are the Universal X. You have shrunk to such a small size that even the universe itself can't fathom it. A size so mind-numbingly minuscule that it folded existence around you and opened way to a world where you are straight out of the equation and never existed.
Thinking again about what Edwige said, what would happen if something that isn't supposed to exist, suddenly exists ? A straight addition to the universe instead of the usual change of matter ?
It all makes sense now. This universe doesn't know how to handle your existence, and therefore, is glitching out. This is why everyone you interact with suddenly mutates, physically and mentally. The universe has to improvize and hastily rewrite parts of them to try and conform with you being there.
This is both fascinating... and horrifying. These poor people don't deserve any of this, and given the unpredictability of this phenomenon, who knows what awaits the rest of this world now. You are a ticking time bomb, and it's only a matter of time before your presence here causes a glitch that destroys everything !
You must return to your original universe asap ! What are you gonna do ?
1. Seek help from the director. You need all the help you can get, and fast.
2. Check on everyone and try to relax. Clock's ticking, but rushing things might make everything worse.
You have a breakthrough, and it hits you like a punch in the face. The kind of punch that energizes you further instead of knocking you out.
You are the Universal X. You have shrunk to such a small size that even the universe itself can't fathom it. A size so mind-numbingly minuscule that it folded existence around you and opened way to a world where you are straight out of the equation and never existed.
Thinking again about what Edwige said, what would happen if something that isn't supposed to exist, suddenly exists ? A straight addition to the universe instead of the usual change of matter ?
It all makes sense now. This universe doesn't know how to handle your existence, and therefore, is glitching out. This is why everyone you interact with suddenly mutates, physically and mentally. The universe has to improvize and hastily rewrite parts of them to try and conform with you being there.
This is both fascinating... and horrifying. These poor people don't deserve any of this, and given the unpredictability of this phenomenon, who knows what awaits the rest of this world now. You are a ticking time bomb, and it's only a matter of time before your presence here causes a glitch that destroys everything !
You must return to your original universe asap ! What are you gonna do ?
1. Seek help from the director. You need all the help you can get, and fast.
2. Check on everyone and try to relax. Clock's ticking, but rushing things might make everything worse.
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Nimono
~nimono
1! D: we must save Rob!!!
HarmonyBunny
~harmonybunny
I guess we have no choice but to go with 1.
1
Nickcasey
~nickcasey
1.
deviantstorms
~deviantstorms
Uh oh. 1. We need the director, now.
bobjones123456
~bobjones123456
2!
Edniss
~edniss
Time is of the essence, I vote 1
1. Lets meet that mysterious director (I have a huch who that might be) and save this oniverse and those four adorable lab assistants!
Enderjack2000
~enderjack2000
1!
HexTheSpec
~thebiggestone
Get help of course
Akinian
~akinian
all roads lead to 1
45w2rt
~45w2rt
1. We need help. And we need it now.
Tiny Quil
~quil930543
I wanna say 2, but I'll vote for 1. If the universe could be destroyed by our presence, we need to get out of here as soon as possible.
KazSnack
~kazsnack
Seek the Director!
Id1oticDemon
~id1oticdemon
1. Best to get the help right now!
Andy Dershon
~egk2
Absolutely 1 in this situation
Alex998
~alex998
absolutely 1!
hadu123
~hadu123
1
CoaltlByrd
~rageofsoul2319
The safest answer would be to have someone else interact with the director to explore how to send "someone" to a different universe. Best to not glitch out the director!
Dialuca01
~dialuca01
Lets find the director!
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