Uh-oh! No! Not again! Down, boy! Ok, wait. Good dragon, c'mon let me out, please? Umm... little help? Anybody? Hello? Oh, great!
Every time I come home, this happens... What I wanna know is, how does he get out of the house? Hmm... must be getting lonely while I'm at work. Maybe he needs some friends his own size to keep him company... :)
Zenith dragon by  puffypaws
Crossfire by DaimlerChrysler
Pretty passable puns perpetrated by  rascalov (And asinine alliterations, also.)