This is a scooter I call the Gezail (pronounced je-ZYLE), so named because it reminded me of the gazelle with its speed. It's actually a Fuzion Cityglide I got at Toys R Us. The wheels are much bigger than most kick scooters, and this is a bit unwieldy (and heavy) to carry around.

As awkward as it may be, it more than makes up for it in its efficiency, owing to the wheel size. It flies upon the asphalt and is hardly discouraged by bumps or cracks; I even got it to run upon mulch ground at one point. And for $30 at Toys R Us? No wonder I whipped out the credit card for this baby!