Tygris: I was wondering what that smell was in here. I thought someone left the lid off a garbage can.

Shred: Perhaps you should brush your teeth more often, and you wouldn't have to worry about everything smelling like hot garbage.

That is some Awesome right there!

Thank you. I'm just thrilled to pieces that I got to be the first to comment on one of your amazing works of art.

Shred: Have you seen... *dramatic pause*... the remote for the TV?

Tygris: It's under the sofa! *dun dun daaaaaaaa* What'cha gonna do about it?

Shred-"Pussy!"

Tygris-"Bitch!"

I was more thinking "Pussy" / "Domesticated Mongrel"

Or how about...

Shred: "Preppy."
Tygris: "Peasant."

I don't want to know.

"I has a bandage"
"I has a hat"

Tygris: "You stole my girls bro...you'll pay for that."

Shred: "Heh, want me to show you what they left you over?"

Heh heh thats cool Thats cool.

Tygris: The only reason you get the women is because you're the artist's character.

Shred: ... you... um... y-... fuck...

But they are all my Charcaters (except the ones that arn't my own Creation ofcourse)

Yeah, but you favor that one. It's in the script. Plot is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Just me being a smartass.

I'm a big John Talbin fan from Dark Stalkers. Shred was first inspired by him. Though I like The Shredder too, but I don't think Samurai Bladed armor would work with is street thug look.

Some how I could sense that. He may have evolved but my fursona is based first based off JT too X3

Well hell, for some time you had a gif of Talbain backflipping as your avatar.

I dont think there are many people who like Darkstalkers that dont like Talbain.

"So, my place or yours?"

"I thought you'd never ask"

... hmmm I'm.. I'm not so sure. Yeah Something tells me thats not what they are saying.

What, the tension is obvious, and those well concealed smiles tell all!

Some guys just look pissed off when they're achin' for it

Shred: I'm kickin' your ass with my boy and his 5 midgets....

Tygris: You can't get that drunkin' foot that high shrimp....

:P...

well... not for me, lol but I'm not going to express that, instead of that----

both: klll!!!

Tygris: So what's this I hear about some bunny named Alice?
Shred: One more word and I feed you your balls...

;)

Tygris: "My pockets are lined with gold."

Shred: "That may be, but your "Family jewels" are certainly lacking. I'd say your briefs are lined with bronze."

*snorts and laughs madly*

Oh man, that's great. ^ ^

Tygris: "You take my girls, so I shall take yours. Squeek will be mine"

Shred: "You will wish you hadn´t said that...."

Tygris: You disgust me, you are a mongrel waste of sperm.

Shred: Waste of sperm eh? Ask your girls where I wasted my sperm last night, then we'll talk

Let me threat you to an ass kicking!

I don't think you can afford it!

Tygris: Tonight we yiff in hell!

Shred: Yiff in the shade!

Tygris: buttsecks?!

Shred: um.. no.

tygris: how pathetic...i loathe white trash drunkards

shred: yet your mom can't get enough of me. funny how that works..

that sound like stuff they would say?

Tygris: You're my competition? Pfft. . .this is going to be too easy.

Shred: S'funny, people say somethin' similar about yer mother tiggy. . .

"We could make so much money doing the gay thing..."
"I KNEW it! ...... and no."

:P

Tygris : Meow.

Shredd : Woof.

Tygris: Give it up, mutt; you can never hope to defeat me!

Shred: No matter what you say or do, I promise you this - I... will... never... BLINK!

Heheheh

Tygris: You smell like potatos...
Shred: Mashed...

Tygris: You sir, are drunk.

Shred: And you, mister, are ugly, and tomorrow, I shall be sober. And even drunk i can still pound you sissified ass all over the place.

Tygris: Rock...

Shred: Paper...

Tygris: You're gonna loose pooch..

Shred: You still think we're playing golf?..Heh

Ty: Make no mistake PUP... you're going down.

Shred: You know, you could really use a breathmint

Tygris: So, you think you're better at picking up women, huh?

Shred: Dude, I've bagged fairy tale and nursery rhyme ladies. You got some creative catching up to do.

Shred -vs- Tygris that can be good. i hope Shred wins. Tygris look bigger in musles but i want Shred to win. also i find Shred much hotter then Tygris ~blushes and run from embarasment~

Tygris: You didn't think it be That easy did you? *as goons start to swarm around them, leering violently at Shred*

Shred; You know, for a minute there... yeah... I kinda did.

*zoom in on Shred's smile* but sometimes I like being wrong.

Hehehe, the perfect response! ^__^

Tygris: My dad can beat up your dad!
Shred: Dude, *I* could beat up your dad.

Tygris: take your prize

Shred: bring it on kitty

Tygris: Tastes great
Shred: Less filling

hurray for miller lite!

Tygris - What did you say?

Shred - Have a break, have a shit cat.

if I was to say I say they saying this XP

Tygris: Think you can Take Me?

Shred: Just Bring IT!

Shred: Two hits: me hitting you and you hitting floor!

Tygris: You and what tank division.

Shred: I can't believe you'd say that about her.

Tygris: I didn't ask your mom to be Miss October.

Shred: If you weren't so ugly, I'd kiss you.

Tygris: And if you weren't so sexy, I'd... uhh... NOT kiss you!

Tygris: Get outta my face!

Shred: I ain't in your face, striped jackass!

lol saw this coming my DA comment sed so XD

Tygris: Thought I smelled a 'has-been'.

Shred: What's wrong, the 'Tony the Tiger' gig stop paying so well?

Ohhhh DIS OF THE YEAR FOLKS!

XD

OOOOH SHIT! That made me laugh! I was at work when I read it too! XD

I'm gonna be absolutely ridiculous here just for the heck of it and post my response: http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/.....ofakindts8.jpg :p

(quality ditched to save on filesize & load time)

<Tygris> Bitch.
<Shred> Pussy.

Tygris: I AM NOT TONY THE TIGER!!!

Shred: Keep telling yourself that, it sounds GRRRREAT!!!

Tygris: Leave my girl alone or I'll ruin everything you are with a snap of my fingers.

Shred: Yeah well first your fingers are gonna need to heal after I finish break'n em.

Tygris: Told ya my pecs were bigger.
Shred: Hate to break it to you, but your girlfriends're lyin'; that ain't no ankle sprain makin' them walk funny.

...Yeah, that's kinda crappy :P

No, that was funny. I bet that made him pissed.

Tygris : where's my girl-mate
Shred : in my bed

Or

Tygris : you stink of the mouth
Shrek : you have a small muzzle

Tygris: RLY?

Shred: Yeah RLY.

"Hey, you agreed. Paper, sissors, rock to see who's on top."

"Best two outta three!"

-B!

oh, i good fight i love to see it. ^-^

Tygris: you danm little wolfie that girl is mine she will learn to loe a fancy tiger like myslef

Shred: *smacking him i the head with his wrench*
Shut the Fuck up you uptight bastard why dont yuo just go home now before i make yuo my next victim to a wrench involved asswhooping

S: You gonna step up, rich boy? Or are ya afraid of ruining your manicure?

T: I've swung Nine Irons more dangerous than you.

Tigris: You think you can really take away the girls that belong to the "Lord of Golf"?

Shred: What can i say, they choose the guy with the nine iron instead of the putter.

hehe i like this one ^.^

Shred: For all that money, and you still can't afford a Tic-Tac, perhaps some Binaca?

Tygris: You son of a bitch.

Shred: "No wai!"
Tygris: "Wai!"

Shred : "I like your cap"

Tygris : "I like your bandage"

Dia : "Lol :D"

~Dia

Tygris: I gonna shove a 9-iron where the sun don't shine.

Shred: Then what were you doing with girls in the first place?

"I wish I could quit you."

Shred: Heh! You think you can just come here and ruin everything?!?
Tygris: OH REALLY! Well let's take this to the GOLF COURSE! Whoever wins gets the girl! Understand?

Tygris: "When I said 'Wash my balls,' I meant my golf balls!"
Shred: "Yeah, whatever Cupcake..."

Tygris: "Looks like 'wolf' is going back on the endangered species list."

Shred: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

Both: "you wanna kiss?"

Shred: "Rule 34."

Tygris: "If it's in fandom... Porn shall be drawn of it."

Tygris: "You wanna play, mutt? Too bad my grand disposal of your mangy ass will go unnoticd, as will you."

"Really? I doubt that. I've been around, so to speak, while you've been alone. I bet your mother is proud that she has grandhands.

Tygris: I'm on your toes... what do you plan to do about it?

Shred:...well... I DO have a monkey wrench to your balls... but I could always just bite your face off....

oh, or there's always:

Tygris: Hey!... you grabbin' my ass? (Roxbury)

Shred:.....Gay~ (Shawn/Dead)

:P

"Breath Mint!"
"Candy Mint!"

Tygris: Why don't you scamper back behind your back-alley dumpster like a good little stray?

Shred: *riled snort* I don't much can for your attitude.. or your look for that matter. Perhaps I can impove both when I pull those whiskers out of your face.

<Tygris> "Away with you, cur! Your proximity degrades my champion magnificence!"

<Shred> "Dude, you may play golf..but I definitely score more holes with my wood. Ask your caddies."

Whoops! My bad, Sho.

I thought the ladies were Tygris's caddies.

Change the statement to "groupies."

ROCK ON gNAW! LOL! Uppity bastard vs. Scrapper wolf.

*Pulls Tygis' legs out from under him (equaling the equivalent of that famous naruto moment)*
:3

they make a good gay couple

*attack from nowhere*

Tygirs: "The only thing your mongrel fur is good for is wiping my ass."
Shred: 'That's the only way you'll get any action."

---

Tygris: "Your hide would look good on my wall."
Shred: "flattered, but frankly, you ain't my type"


ahh, the gayness is so tempting

Tygris- I said that I would get stronger over time. And as you can see... I did.

Shred- I can see that. Three words: STERIOD-LACED MEATS.

---

or

---

Tygris- I THOUGHT someone had farted. Guess I found out who did it.

Shred- Yeah... Maybe YOU should lay off the dairy roducts.

Tygris - I'm almost three times your size dog.

Shred - But you're drawn like a lego, square and sharp.

X3

That, is truly ORIGINAL.

Tygris : "I can NOT believe your so cranium dense as to answer that question wrongly....
Again I say... PIRATES !"

Shred: "Dude, you must have that hat bolted to your head too tight, as it is keeping you from seeing THESE"
Places his arms around the shoulders of Mai and Kasumi, giving their chests a fondle to the unwavering Tiger. "Ninjas..... Bitch-kitten!"

Tygris: "You Sahhh are an embarrassment to the furrydom"

Shred: Tries to keep from laughing, but keeps his voice level. "Oh, i'm an embarrasment? I did see that video of you on YouTube coming out of the shower singing "Straight up, and then GIRLY Screaming as you seen you were being watched.

You should hear all the coments being leveled at your ass being flat. "

Tygris: I thought that video didn't get out.... i'm calling my lawyer."

Shred; cracks a tiny grin.... "Umm Tiggy, guess who shown me that tape..... your lawyer.

Tygris: Hey Poochie, I bet it felt nice getting your muzzle clamped by a Booby Trap, any dolt wouldn't fall for that pun.

Shred: Did anyone ever tell you, that your chin makes Jay Leno go..."Goddammit Tygris"

Tygris: Hey Scrappy...

Shred: The name's Shred...

Tygris: Whateveh... You heard the rumors that Zig Zag asked me for the personal audition at her studio? Yeah, I was at Starbuck's and she's all eye'in me all up and down, she couldn't stop droolin. I just got back from ZZ Studios"

Shred: Yeah, turns out I know Sabrina there, she called and said she never heard Zig Zag laugh so hard after she seen you strip.
Three words 'Steroid nut shrinkage', And I heard Zig tell Sabrina that your ass was indeed flat, like in the Youtube Video. "

^^ Ill continue with this tommorow heheheheh . I'll take a comission in trade... hehhehe

Tygris: Quid pro quo, Clarice.

Shred: Stop that.

Shred: Kirk was the best!

Tygris: Wrong! Picard is clearly the superior captain!

Tygis You can slug me if you want to.But remeber i hit back!!HARD!And i have sharp claws to!! Shred When i slug you you won,t get back up!Not for 10 to 15 minutes anyway!!

If you're reading it like a manga...

Tygris: I bet I have a bigger cock than you.

Shred: Oh really? Then why did I see a bottle full of Viagra in your bathroom this morning, you fuckin twig?

Tygris: TAKE THE KNOT!

Shred: ... That's my line...

Tygris: Doctor Ruth says, "Violence is an expression of sexual frustration".

Shred: I suppose saying ''fuck you'' would be Unprofessional.

How about this?

Tygris - You ain't all that pal, I'm bigger than you!
Shred- Yeah, but I'm bigger where it counts.

Shred "I would not look good in a pink dress!!"
Tiger dude "Oh I think you would"

Tygris: has anyone told you have beautiful eyes?
Shred: erm..no

BITE HIS NOSE OFF, SHRED!!

Ty: Time to take out the trash!
Shred:....After you take my foot out your ass

shred: I'ma bust you up
tygris:prolly

Tygris: How's the welfare line these days?

Shred: Asshole.

If they kiss I'm gonna throw up!

Shred: Butter!!!!

Tygris: No Margarine!!!!!!

or this

Shred: PONIES!!!!!!!!!!

Tygris:FURRIES!!!!!!!!!

Tygris: Quotes "Robin Williams: Scotsman Golf"

*Que Bagpipes.*

Tygris: *Scottish accent* Lemme tell you; of how the Scottish invented Golf!!

Shred: *sigh* *mutters* oh, here we go. what a drag...

Tygris: I got an idea for a Sport! ...see, I whack a ball into a Gopher Hole, WITH A STICK!!

Shred: Like Pool??

Tygris: FUCK OFF POOL! Not a straight stick, but a little fucked up stick!!
*raises a Driver*

Shred: ...like Croquette?

Tygris: FUCK CHROQUETTE!! Ya hit the ball over a hundred yards!!

Shred: so... like Bowling??

Tygris: FUCK NOOOOO!! Not a straight lane, I put shit in the way, like trees, tall grass,
and bushes, and other crap; so then ya loose yer ball!! Then you go whackin' at yer ball
with a fuckin' tire iron!! An' when ya miss, you feel like yer gonna have a stroke...
fuck, we'll call it a stroke; 'cause every time ya miss, ya feel like yer gonna die!!!

Shred: ... ya don't say....

Tygris: ahhh, here's the best part, aww fuck, this is brilliant, it's fuckin' brill;
at the end of the whole Course, I'll add a flat little piece of land, with a
little flag, just ta give ye hope, but then I put in a small pond and a sand box,
ta fuck with yer ball again, so ya start yellin' bloody goddamn hell, while yer
hackin' away at yer ball!!

Shred: And... you do this, 1 time?

Tygris: FUUUUCK NOOOO!! 18 FUCKIN' TIMES!!
That's ma idea of a SPORT!!

I couldn't resist.