One time someone fursuited in my store. Their tail knocked over three cans of paint.

I had to clean it up.

I'm not a fan of fursuits in my store anymore. x3

I make sure Im careful and if I have to turn around I push my tail in so I dont knock over anything

That is decent of you. :)

mmmmmmmm noms...

8:32pm, there is a knock on my door...
My buddy who was visiting looks through the peep hole and screams "[Name Sensored Biatch]! The F***ing furries are attacking your house!"
I run out grinning like a dumbass and before i get tot he door he says "This is what happens when you don't hide the fact you're a furry! They all show up at your damn door and start wanting to have group sex!"
I look at him like he's crazy and explain the whole "not all furries do that" speech
He shakes his head and laughs. "Whatever dude." He says. "I just don't get why they're so F***ing short."
I open the door..."TRICK OR TREAT!"
That's when me and my buddy both realized it was Halloween and a group of siblings dressed as a dog and cat (twins the mother explained to me), and Fox McCloud...

I forced my buddy to stare at Furry Vore untill he agreed to never bring up the subject in my house again.


This has been a 100% true story...that I was told by my friend from school who was told by his friend whom I do not know.

And the moral of this story?

You're not wearing a fursuit if its Halloween.

lol nice