(A hoodie made with love)
I DIDN'T MAKE IT vombatiformes did! I LOVE IT and will wear it forever.
((Edit: it's obviously not adult content and it must have been a mistake that it was placed there. fixed now))
I DIDN'T MAKE IT vombatiformes did! I LOVE IT and will wear it forever.
((Edit: it's obviously not adult content and it must have been a mistake that it was placed there. fixed now))
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 569 x 560px
File Size 113.3 kB
Don't feel terrible, I only grow hair on my neck. ALL I WANT IS SIDEBURNS but my hair literally will not grow above my chin. Also hair is thinning at age 22.
AND if you're 222, then give it time. you're obviouslly aging slower than everybody else, so maybe by age 2,200 you'll have a big ole' beard?
ANDAND crochet is much faster than knitting but knitting is still better because you don't have to count and um. I can knit. :P
AND if you're 222, then give it time. you're obviouslly aging slower than everybody else, so maybe by age 2,200 you'll have a big ole' beard?
ANDAND crochet is much faster than knitting but knitting is still better because you don't have to count and um. I can knit. :P
aghhh that sucksss. I lucked out on second puberty, except in the getting fat and having awkward crustache categories. when i'm 2000 yrs old i will look so cool no one will be able to deal with the extra body parts you grow (and lose :0) at various milestones leading up to that point. in fact, after your hair turns grey, then white, there's this weird stage where spaghetti and tinsel naturally grow from your head. scientific fact.
ffff I'm better at knitting, but holyshitfuck I can't think about knitting a whole sweater. grandmas of the world, wtf do you have super powers?
ffff I'm better at knitting, but holyshitfuck I can't think about knitting a whole sweater. grandmas of the world, wtf do you have super powers?
yeah my second puberty gave me muscles and a neckbeard which was great for a few years until the baldness set in. Now I'm giving third puberty a try (because holey fuck I don't want to be bald) and other than some gross stuff it's treating me well, though I can kiss my dreams of sideburns goodbye. I'll just have to try and live long enough for tinsel. I hope this is something all people get? Hell if I'm bald I better get tinsel ear and nose hair.
UG me neither. I knit a pair of socks for my grandfather for some holiday and they took me FOREVER. LITERALLY after two months of working on them as long as I could tolerate in all of my freetime, I still had to suck it up and give him ankle socks. They seriously must have super powers. especially when you factor in all of the crazy cables on really fancy sweaters. UGUGUGUG.
UG me neither. I knit a pair of socks for my grandfather for some holiday and they took me FOREVER. LITERALLY after two months of working on them as long as I could tolerate in all of my freetime, I still had to suck it up and give him ankle socks. They seriously must have super powers. especially when you factor in all of the crazy cables on really fancy sweaters. UGUGUGUG.
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