Allow me to pluck free a moment from my overly engrossing schedule to scribble down a few things of hopefully reciprocated interest.

Apologies for not responding to each well-meaning comment that's slathered across my front page and submissions, but it's been a strenuous week. The crew is fussy as of late, and the cook and I have had to preoccupy them by hanging their meals from nets quite out of their reach upon the masts, worthy discipline for bothering me during 'Jack Time', which yes, is quite the double entendre and does support both meanings.

And I'm fairly positive you wanted me to elaborate on something like that. If not, so sorry, but that's your mental scar to cope with now. A man has needs, you see.

Distressing imagery aside, the crew's lack of proper morale has indeed caused me to ponder finding new recruits, and I am quite serious in that regard. Seeing as how I will be attending many future conventions , there will undoubtedly be times when the act of piracy and the general acts that coincide with it will be neccesary; while I am a significant catch among thieves, if not the most charismatic, a few hearty crew members to act as muscle, entertainment, or human shields can be quite helpful.

If you are indeed interested and dedicated-- and I reiterate and fully enforce the term 'dedicated'-- then reply to this enlightening box of text, and I will consider you for hire.

A dire note, you must be able to attend some of the conventions your beloved captain does for this to be sensible in the slightest. Also, this offer is available to both genders.

I'm an equal opportunity employer, savvy?

For your much needed reference, here are some positions to fill:

First Mate - Captain's right hand man; used for second opinions and such, takes over position of Captain if Captain meets untimely death ( unlikely in this case. )
Note: Typically, Joshamee Gibbs would fill this role on me ship, but I haven't seen the fellow in quite some time.

Quartermaster - Basically a co-captain; has more responsibilities than a first mate, who is merely there for advice. Maintains order; distributes supplies, food, and plunder; decider of punishments after Captain's decision is made; would often take over a second ship alongside the Captain's flagship, if one was taken.

Bo'sun/Boatswain- Oversees the crews work efficiency and morale , as well as maintenance

Gunner and Master Gunner- Leads groups manning the artillery, establishing safety of the crew during such. Master Gunner has more control over more groups.

Musicians- Just as the name implies. A much needed venue to eliminate boredom when on the ship.

Powder Monkeys/ Grunts/ Crewman- The majority of crew members who have no specific purpose as the ones above, but essentially make the ship what it is. Unfortunately, they have the lowest life expectancy, as they are always replaceable.

Wenches/Female Pirates - Not 'typical' crew members, as most women are considered bad luck on ships, not to mention the men harass them. But I confess, I have an unmitigated attraction to the female creature, and I find that having a few women around is actually a better investment than having several lunkheaded men. Besides, Hell hath no fury like a female pirate in the midst of menstruation.

There are also Surgeons, Cooks, and Carpenters...but those essentially speak for themselves.

Seems like I went on quite a tangent. In any case, even if you do not decide to accept my offer, you learned a little tidbit about pirates. How fortunate for you, aye?

Sincerely,
~Capt. Jack Sparrow






[ OOC Note: If you're really interested in this, please comment here, or note me to discuss things personally :) I plan for this to have all sorts of interesting perks. Again, you gotta participate in some conventions to join up. ]