A catchy, family friendly tune suitable for all ages. Let's load it up into a dancing cactus and sell it to parents looking for a wholesome toy for their kids this holiday season.

And if they have a problem with THAT?!… I can give an address because I want one...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/373803927382 This looks like the one the news reports were about, though they were reporting on a version sold on walmart.com which got removed. I don't know if the one on that listing is loaded with the same stolen song(s).

chicken

Okay that's catchy.

Fun fact: Wisconsin has a fairly significant population of Polish descent.

Yes we do but don’t forget German too lol

Well that goes without saying! I only brought it up since a Polish song was used in the vid.

cow

https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY

Dammit and i just got it out of my head

um.....LDR....are you okay?

Cow.

Oh hey the "cock sucking Gran" cow. lmfao