Bacon cheese bombs.
www.ohbiteit.com/2013/04/cheesy-bacon-bombs.html

oh no those look hot.

They are the best~

"holds up a cross at deep fried Oreos*
BE GONE VILE FOOD!

there is a shop in scotland where they will fry ice cream for you.

Boiled eggs, or Tiger Skin eggs. Not to be confused with Scotch egg.
Cutting a few scores into the side of a boiled egg and then deep frying it so it gets a skin totally changes its game. Drown it in a stew or smother it in sauce for ideal results.

One I've heard of, but never tried because I value the integrity of my arteries, is deep fried cola. Happened at the Canadian National Exhibition in like, 2014 or something-- and it looked like you were getting a sack of crunchy worms. I can only imagine it tasted like sugar wrapped in dough.

battered, deep-fried bacon (with gravy for dipping)

Deep frying ice cream is supposed to be incredible, but I can't understand how it's done without melting. Probably another deal with the devil.
It's not deep, but if I couldn't fry eggs in the morning I'd probably quit life. I tried frying eggs in oil instead of butter and it taste like fake eggs.

The trick is to get the icecream WAY colder than a normal freezer, like with dry ice or something, then you have *just* enough time to dip it in batter and flash fry it at a ludicrious high oil temp before it turns to soup.

I had deep fried breaded broccoli once, blew my mind.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme.....504_184436.jpg

Pickles. Shockingly good. Even better on a burger or something.

My mom taught me if you're frying food use the pot lid as a shield

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35619597/ Chicken n waffle poppers. As if fried chicken wasn't unhealthy enough, try deep frying it in pancake batter and dipping it in syrup
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8984909/ Deep fried candy corn. It's kinda cheating because you also need corn flakes as a binding agent but hey, how else are you gonna get rid of all that stale candy corn after it melts together after Halloween?
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8770593/ Deep fried Kool-aid aka Kool-aid funnel cake. This one I only made just because I was intrigued. I recommend doing it once just for how weird it is.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8725110/ Deep fried Twinkies. The pinnacle of deep fried greatness. It's the nutritional equivalent to smoking crack. But seriously if you've never tried them before, you need to get in on this while you still can.

Also frying vegetables and fish of any kind in tempura batter makes them taste like 10 times better without fail.

That sounds like a personal issue less than an issue with fried foods.

Catfish. I can't stand regular catfish, it has to be fried and dipped in some type of sauce. I eat like a manchild so this might be the reason why

I'm the same with shrimp

I fucking love deep fried rice cream, haven't had it in ages though

I've been using an air fryer. It helps cook fries, and reheat fried food. Oddly enough I've been using the air fryer to make "Hard boiled eggs"

I don't do deep-fried a lot. Always left me feeling weird. (Like I felt slimy inside and out) You mention chest pains...have you been having stabbing pains in your side recently? And does it always seem it's after you eat like a burger, or processed meat?
(Not joking about those symptoms)

I ain't much for fried foods across the board; but potatoes and being fried is like peanut butter and jelly. Most of us here have eaten french fries at some point.

Deep fried Oreos are actually pretty meh to me. Surprisingly enough I actually like the taste of deep fried asparagus.

You wanna know what fries good, give these guys a watch: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li.....7FB69499DB60D6

> the least little bit of grease even if i'm pan frying eggplants will give me the most satanic chest pain ever so fuck that shit

Sounds like you have GERD.

Deep fried noodles are surprisingly good, and I recently tried deep fried ham, regular ham will never be the same.

Battered Porkchop
fairly unhealthy
excellently delicious with gravy and potatoes

im more of air fry then deep fry

i did some sweet potato fries in an air fryer last year and it was greattttt

was that sarcasm? cause i can't tell

no they were legitimately crispy.

oh ok

oddly enough, deep fried green beans arent half bad,

While I own an air fryer, and I prefer to use that, I DID recently try a deep-fried dish that was just amazing. It's Deep Fried Pork Belly and/or Bacon. They're not batter fried (just dropped into boiling oil), but they're still freaking fantastic (especially with a bowl of Rice).

Like the man said... "Nothin' gets me higher than somethin' from the fryer." The reason I don't do it often is because my stepmother hates the smell of fry-oil.

Though I DO use peanut oil... tends to not stink up the house.

I don't get much at all in terms of food variety so maybe this is kinda a 'duh' statement, but... shrimp and fish fins/tails. Normally the shell of shrimp, their tail, and fish fins and tails are basically inedible- deep fry them though and they get real crispy and nice, i'll gobble them up. Although, I fucking love all seafood.

Hmm, except that one time I order octopus on pizza. It isn't that it tasted bad- octopus is too chewy so you take one bite and basically pull every topping off the pizza slice in one mouthful, and then you are left with the saddest looking slice of pizza in the world.

Mozarella sticks. Breaded, fried. When I first encountered them I was like "you're fucking kidding me. Fried CHEESE?" But I'm an addict. I'm kind of fond of the Jack-In-The-Box fried tacos, too.

I cant explain it, but deep fried pasta, preferably angle hair. you just going to have to trust me on this one