Guy sees girl on edge of high bridge, "Are you thinking of jumping?"

Girl, "Yes my life is really horrible, and I don't want to live"

Guy, "In that case have sex with me."

Girl, "Hell no you creep!"

Guy, "OK, I will just wait for your body to wash up on the shore then."

Girl runs away from the guy off of bridge screaming.

Guy watches looking sad as he lost his chance of getting safe sex.