Emboldened by some friends, I have decided to monetize my writing ability to those too lazy, or without the ability to write content about/for their various characters! (Asking me to write for you is just like asking someone to draw for you. I cannot draw myself, so I pay people to draw for me all the time. A lot of people do not have time to write involved stories for their role play characters, I have not only the time, but the ability to make something worth having and displaying.)

Example of what you will receive: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48602020/
Content can range from simple character histories to adult content (included kinks will need to be discussed, you are welcome to ask for anything you want, but some things I will never explore in my writing are: AB/DL, Underaged Characters in sexual situations, or legit Beastiality)

(I define Beastiality as sexual content with animals that cannot communicate like human-esque individuals, do not have coherent human thought processes and do not have the ability to consent, so yeah, asking me to write a story about two regular dogs humping is not ok, just as much as a human humping a dog is not ok... but if you ask me to write a story where two Lion King type lions are having sex, that's fine, where they can speak, think, and consent like humans).

anything else, as long as it is not illegal, you can request, but I reserve the right to decline to include some kinks, either because I find them personally distasteful, or I do not understand the fetish/kink well enough to write it convincingly! any and all genders and sexualities are welcome. I want you to get something worth the money, so if I do not have faith I can pull off a certain subject, I will have to decline, even though I know the big bucks are in those more rare and obscure fetishes. I'm not looking for big bucks, I just want to be able to buy a few packs of cigarettes every week! xD

Turn Around: Usually about 2-4 hours after the request is made, I can have something finished. Longer writings will take more time, but you will usually receive your writing the same day you made the request. (I got a lot of time on my hands.) However, requests made after 6pm (CST, so that's 7pm for you peeps in EST, and 5pm for y'all in PST) will be worked on the following day. (I am an old person, and I start winding down from the day at 6pm, in bed by about 9pm. but I am awake early.)

The price is $20. (which buys me one pack of cigarettes here in Chicago.)
Length, level of detail, kink/fetish content, etc does not raise or lower the price.
If I write you something, and you want it longer, just tell me, and I will get it to the length you want, for no additional fee.

No money will exchange hands until you are 100% satisfied with what you receive. If at any point I just cannot give you something you like and want to use, you are not required to make any sort of payment, but you are also not allowed to use any aspect of the writing I gave you, that you did not approve. (I also will not post commissions that people did not want to use.) You are welcome to post the work on any website you want, but you must include my name or penname (or both): L.Black/Oldmusic, (a link back to my FA and/or toyhou.se would be appreciated, but not required.)

If you do NOT want me to post your commission here on my FA, please let me know, and I will not. But you are required to credit me with the writing. I can take characters you have created, and write about them for you, or I can completely fabricate a character for your personal use and write about them. The level of involvement on my end, and how much I have to create for you, is up to you. Again, the more I have to come up with does not increase the price.

Thank you for your time and attention,
Thank you also to my friends who encouraged me to put myself out there like this
A special shout-out to my first customer: https://toyhou.se/17549722.odetta

I'm not looking for riches and wealth. I just want to fund my vice.
(or well, one of my vices. the vice I have that is the most expensive @_@)
The whole "buy me a pack of cigs" is a spoof on the popular "BuyMeACoffee" payment method.
I don't drink coffee. But I do smoke cigarettes. Like a chimney.


You may note me here on FA with requests,
You can message me on Furcadia (I am Oldmusic/VruVru/Naiomi on Furcadia)
PLEASE do not email me though!!! I never check my email.
You can also make requests to me through discord: oldmusic#5150
(PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE BEFORE YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON DISCORD...I am a paranoid piece of crap, and I am always worried I'm accepting the friend request of a bot if I have no idea who the person is on discord.)

You are never "bothering" me with a writing request. Do not be afraid to reach out.
More examples of my writing can be given upon request.

Again, I appreciate the time you have given me to just read this,
You're awesome, <3 Thank you!

Edit/Update (10/29/22): for 10 dollars, I can be hired as an editor, and read your work, and do my best to help you improve it and make it the best it can be! Size and length have no influence on price, from a few paragraphs to several pages or more! Please understand though, the more I have to read, the longer you will have to wait for my feedback! Fuck you can show me your unpublished novel, and I'll happily be a "pre" editor for you if you care to make use of this service! Understand they will be genuine, thoughtful, and carefully executed comments and suggestions ...and it may take longer than me just writing you something myself! ... 10 dolla! xD


...ok, I love you, byebye! <3